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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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But it could be Zorro!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
Yeah, and I'm not having him waltzing in and fucking up my curtains with his flashy Zeds.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)
Does Zorro wipe his cock on curtains too, then?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
Only if he can find a clean bit.

(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)
i am a bit worried about the "too" here

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:18, Reply)
why, are your curtains dry-clean only?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)
No, she has antimacassars

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
aren't those
the old lady lace things that go over the back of chairs for some reason i never quite understood?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
They are indeed.
Their purpose was to stop naughty men getting hair oil all over your nice clean sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)
hair oil or spunk?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
You say tomato....

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)
.. I say "you should probably get that checked out if it's coming out red"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)
To prevent macassar from staining your furniture.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
are we old, or just clever?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)
A little from column A...
a little from column B
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)
aren't all curtains?
who would risk putting them in the wash? what if they shrank?
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)
Cleaning curtains?
Must be a woman thing...
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)
you'd have shorter curtains?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)
Not really a problem
I'm quite tall and could still wipe my cock on them.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:27, Reply)
yeah, me too.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:28, Reply)
I thought it felt a little crusty

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

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