Did this really happen or are you showing off in front of the internet?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:20, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It really happened.
It was proper brilliant. He was showing off in front of girls and everything.

Almost exactly the same thing happened a few years later with a drunk only he swung so violently that he effectively took off, spun 180 degrees in the air and landed facing away from me on his hands and knees. I resisted the urge to kick him up the arse because I'm pure lovely.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

It's a shame you didn't have a swannee whistle with you
then you could have added hilarious sound effects to his falling down.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Ever since that day I have carried a swannee whistle, trombone and a snare and crash cymbal.
Just in case.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

World's lamest one man band.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)

He modestly missed out the bit where he administered a flying kick to the bully.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)