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This placeHas gone downhill, what would you do to inprove it?
Alt; Proudest childhood achievement.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 7:48,
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I would bash everyone's faces while playing violent orchestral music and flashing clips of fat shut-ins in their brown undies.I played Oliver in Oliver! at our school when I was 12.
TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY AND I'VE GOT A NEW JOB!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:13,
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Woo! Congrats!Is it in that there Edinburgh?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:17,
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Admin in a college. Totally moving in a month!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:25,
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No I really do. I really hope you're happy all the way up there.I really hope it all works out and that you have a lovely wedding and stuff.
*weeps quietly*
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Don't do this Al!www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q64jDvTnm8
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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I really hope that your desision to move to eddingborough is nothing to do with me =/I was only joking when I said I want to do all the things to you that Attingborough was talking about when documenting the wild.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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Congrats!On both the job and the birthday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:39,
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Happy burfdyHappy Job . Well done Roots.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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Oh, aye, very true.Edinberg is well nice, I bet you'll love it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:49,
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Good stuff, well done.What would the piece of orchestral music be?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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Requiem or summatBANG TISH BANG TISH BANG TISH BANG TISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGH
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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Congrats Roots.Now, if you could just pass me some of that Scouse luck my way... I'm off to a jobs fair today, where I shall no doubt proceed to hack and cough all over prospective employers thanks to the irritating tickly cough that crept up on me yesterday.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Nah.(Nah, Nah, Nah-na-na-Nah, St Jude)
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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It's at St James ParkSo I shall invoke the spirit of Jackie Milburn to help me achieve my goal.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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Worst. Fair. EVER. I bet they don't even have candy floss.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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well done on surviving in one of the harsehest environment in england(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Alt: being expelled from school on my 13th birthday.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:16,
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Wanking in assembly was merely a suspension matter at my school.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:29,
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I raped the headmistress on sports day.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:33,
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LiarYou had a headmaster at your school
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:40,
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I would delete my account and kill myself. That should do it.Alt: sod all. I won a calligraphy competition for my illuminated manuscript style presentation of a riddle, the answer to which was 'an anchor', so the illuminated capital at the start was a ship, and the anchor chain was woven throughout the words, revealing its anchory glory at the end of the riddle.
It was a thing of great beauty and, dare I say it, of national cultural importance, and it was displayed for all to see in Winchester's Great Hall (where the Tudor 'King Arthur's Round Table' can be seen). Shockingly my masterpiece is no longer there. I checked at Christmas.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:28,
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D'you know what, my fucking painting is no longer in the foyer of Police Headquarters in Liverpool.My poor mother has a copy, and those doss cunts have hoofed off with the original.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:29,
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It's what our* Northern Irish 'cousins' would call 'UN ITE-REAGE'*your
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:30,
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I think I would improve it by leavingI doubt I actually will, but I'm really not in the mood for light banter lately and I don't think I have much to contribute.
Alt: I god a picture on the radio, sure I've told this story before it was a "very fierce" Brontosaurus that I sent in to Listen With Mother and it got a mention. I should point out it wasn't meant to be fierce, I was well aware even at that age that brontosauruses were herbivores, but that's what they said. I still remeber my sense of outrage. I think I've heard since that there's no such thing as a Brontosaurus, they just mixed up the bones. It's like Pluto all over again.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:42,
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Someone found some Apatosaurus bones and thought they had discovered a new dinosaur, which they named BrontosaurusAlso, a picture on the radio?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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They cover golf on the radio, which is equally fucking pointless.Also in the early days of radio there was a very famous ventriloquist act. His failings as a ventriloquist were cruelly exposed when he made the move into television, which begs the question why the radio studio audiences hadn't picked up on his lips moving in the first place, unless his mouth was obscured by on of those big radio microphones.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Have you ever seen footage of him? He was incredibly shit. Audiences were more easily pleased in those days.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:01,
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I believe I have, yes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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Yup, I was 5 or so, so I can't remember the detailsexcept that I sent the picture in and they mentioned it. I assume they had asked for pictures to be sent in.
Actually looking it up this must have been when I was even younger, per-school, so I am even prouder.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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Peaking that early isn't something you should be proud of(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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At least I had a peak, hippy.Also I've been in a notional news paper inna white coat, staring at a sound card and I shook handy with Gordon Brown, so there. but neither of those were when I was a kid. Oh and I gave directions to Richard O'Brian, so nyer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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I'd love to see that picture if the newspaper ever gets beyond the idea stage.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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The bit where he sat down and savoured it,"Fuckin ell... Anfield... Yeah..."
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Sending a picture of The Space Shuttle Challenger exploding as a design for a York Minster Bossto a Blue Peter competition. Obviously it didn't get a mention, but with hindsight I'm just quite proud of the 'WTF is wrong with this child?' reaction it must have caused.
Improve OT? I'd ban all generic posts complaining about other posters. And I say that aware that I am guilty of doing it too.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:46,
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My main problem with scarpeis the way he so preachy about not drinking alcohol. I for one enjoy drinking alcohol but I find it my enjoyment of my third or forth pint of the day curtailed somewhat by him constantly banging on about how he hasn't had a drink in months.
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Fucking hell, that is so out of order, you utter cunt.'months' indeed...
Two years all bar exactly 7 days I'll have you know...
Although, seriously, sorry if I do get preachy. I do try not to, but I am sure it happens.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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When commenting on your Northumberland break yesterdayI originally wrote "Warkworth's lovely, and there are a couple of really nice pubs as well". Then I re-read it before I posted.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Get thee behind him, Satan(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:57,
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Ha.As it's only me and the missus, that's still actually good to know, we may want somewhere warm to read the papers over a dull mineral water and lime at least.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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There is one pub in the village, however, that is run by a paid up member of the BNP.I can't remember which one though.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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Hopefully the Union Flag reading 'England Are England' will give me a clue.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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I'd probably stop worrying and complaining about it - it's not that big an issue.Alt: My childhood is filled with nothing but shame and regret.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 8:49,
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I'd improve it by getting a job and fucking off with my needy beakering.Alt: a review I got for acting in a competition at school. I was well proud of that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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I'd implement a spell checker for everyone who isn't Gonz'Inprove'? You mong.
Alt: Could well be passing the Entrance Exam to Merchants, with my exam scores being one of the top 5 in the year.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Morning bendersI say we take off, nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
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That's a film quote.I'm special because I understood a film quote. Can I join the cool kids club now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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This quote is Alien(s) to me(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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I recognise the quote but can't think of the film.EDIT aha.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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So this "cool kids club" has you and Darth as members?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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No, all the col people who recognise film quotes(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I edited.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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I'm looking forward to his new filmBut I'm less happy about his plan to do a sequal to Blade Runner.
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Could be worse.He could do three shit prequels, re-tweak the original film six times, then release a 3-D version of the worst one of the lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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Whilst this is an amusing pointI must take umbrage with the suggestion that Revenge of the Sith is shit
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It goes:Phantom Menace - Shit.
Attack of the Clones - A bit less shit than the last one.
Revenge of the Sith - Less shit than the last one, mainly because it hasn't got Jar Jar "Mesa fucking annoying cunt" Binks in it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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Fuck off.Phantom Menace is the only one of the prequels that isn't total wank. The other two have a petulant prick teenager as the star.
And Jar Jar Binks is the only decent character in any of them. You're an idiot.
No offence. Opinions and that.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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As you have previously pointed out - it is a film for childrenMy child thinks Jar Jar Binks is hilarious.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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No, you fuck off. Etc.Point taken about Hayden Christensen though. Although Jake Lloyd wasn't exactly lacking in the "Oh God, somebody punch him" stakes, either.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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Fucking hell, he was also the annoying little shitbag in 'Jingle All The Way'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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I haven't seen it.I feel that this is in no way a bad thing.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Parts 2 and 3 were made shit by the addition of that talentless cunt who played Annakin Skywalker.Why is George Lucas such a twat? Anyone with eyes can see that he can't act.
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I thought it was phantom menace he was doing(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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A what?!Oh fuck. Off. If ever there was a film that stood alone perfectly well without needing a sequel... it's probably Lawrence of Arabia, but you get the idea
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I think we need more mental people and more cruelty.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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Alt:My chemistry report in Year 11 said "Superfly with a bedger gonna GIT your al sucka!!!!!! does not have much of a grasp on the subject and is likely to struggle in his upcoming exams"
I got an A at GCSE, and at A-Level and I got a first class degree.
FUCK YOU MRS TURNER.
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Teachers are cunts, aren't they?We should sell all the schools and spend all their pensions on yachts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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Also, why do I know so many people who read chemistry at university?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I ingested chemistry at university, if that helps?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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I don't know about 'helps', but it certainly 'explains'(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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Whereas I was singled out as some kind of boy geniusand have subsequently achieved fuck all.
FUCK YOU, ME.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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Further rubbing his nose in how much you have achieved(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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If I get a pint out of it, that's fine by me.My in-depth knowledge of apostrophe usage is something I will always have over Al, and he knows it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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I'll makes sure I ask you whether the phrase "my salary covers all my monthly outgoings and leaves we with some spare for both savings and fun"should include any apostrophes or not.
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HES ALREADY BITTER!! HAHAHA AMIRITE?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAYou're here all week. Sadly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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It needs more postersSome days seem to go really slowly on here when you are F5ing to no avail
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I won a gold coin for something I can't even remember. I recently found it and sold it for £100 so that was good
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:05,
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Alt: I won my school's Mastermind competition when I was 11Amazingly, this did very little to earn me the respect of the bigger lads who'd spent the previous four years mocking me for being a swot who was shit at football.
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To be fair to the bulliesYou were a swot who was shit at football.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:12,
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He seemed to prefer the showers afterwards to the actual games.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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His "skiing" was excellent, I'd heard(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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I was genuinely confused by thisI couldn't understand why footballing prowess was valued over intellect. Probably because I was a swot who was shit at football.
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It was possible to be a swot AND good at football you know.Rugby, however, made me cry. That was embarrassing.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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It is a dreadful townFull of skag-heads and illegitimate claims to inventing major sports.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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I once attempted to pass a ball to another lad running alongside meSadly, I got the power a little wrong, and instead threw it straight over his head, straight into the face of the teacher. Oops.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:36,
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Success!The token rubbish kid in our class managed to throw a discus behind him but annoyingly he missed smashing the face off the PE teacher. That would probably have been the highlight of my entire school career.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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During inter-tutor group rugby I tackled a kid and then stood up and grapped the ball off him as he was lying on the groundbecause he didn't understand the rules of rugby he took this as a foul and punched me in the face. He got sent off, it was rather funny.
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Scrap all the boards except /boardand delete all accounts above 30k
Problem solved.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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I dunnosomething tells me Rob probably likes getting the money off the higher numbered accounts.
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Fuck rob.This is about the joy of the internet, not the crack den of the ginger godtoss.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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Nice work Root 'n Toot.Have a fab day.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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Sure, why not.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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I suppose not.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Alt: that time when that kid threw a punch at me and missed and fell on his face and bit through his tongueand spoke like joey deacon for a month afterwards.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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Did this really happen or are you showing off in front of the internet?(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)
It really happened.It was proper brilliant. He was showing off in front of girls and everything.
Almost exactly the same thing happened a few years later with a drunk only he swung so violently that he effectively took off, spun 180 degrees in the air and landed facing away from me on his hands and knees. I resisted the urge to kick him up the arse because I'm pure lovely.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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It's a shame you didn't have a swannee whistle with youthen you could have added hilarious sound effects to his falling down.
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Ever since that day I have carried a swannee whistle, trombone and a snare and crash cymbal.Just in case.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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World's lamest one man band.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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He modestly missed out the bit where he administered a flying kick to the bully.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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...thus launching you on your career pathYou have that child to thank for your status as a massively sarcastic doctor
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to improve this place i would call mighty badger prickname every day and throw staples at himi'd ban the racists, sex pest, liars the drug barons and anyone who said 'eh readers?', i would also like more pictures like that one yesterdat
alt i built a scale model of the umpire state out of mechano
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*reposts the really old "The Umpire Strikes Beck" jpg*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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capitals?steady, you'll have an aneurysm
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:50,
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look i know your trying to provoke me and i'm not going to rise to itthis sort of bullying is probably thwe worst kind there is and i'm not going to stand for it so just leave me alone
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I know, I'm a terrible bully.The internet equivalent of the boy at school that used to flush your head down the bogs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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you bringing that up to undermine me? this is why i hated you from the start, i knew you was a bad sort(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
CANDLE!"!!!!!111!1AAAA1!!11x1xx11x1x1x1x(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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9 fucking years, Monty.9 years. I'd get less for a particularly nasty rape
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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I'm on 8 years, old boy.Not much better....
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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you're already doing that, though.There were staples all over my fucking office floor this morning. At least improve your aim.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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Does this mean I get to stay?Or am I lumped in with the sexpests?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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Morning...alt: This -
b3ta.com/questions/schooldays/post359009
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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The ginger kid on the bottom row looks like a proper Deacon(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:32,
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To be fair...I don't think any of us in that class do particularly well.
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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Ha ha I'd forgotten about that.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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In an unrelated pointWhy am I completely incapable of drying my hair in the morning without clunking myself on the head with my own hairdryer? It's almost as if I were some kind of massively uncoordinated deacon flid.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Are you the ginger kid in the picture of Pooflake?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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How very dare you? Ginger? I'd rather be a deacon.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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but you are ginger, I have seen the photos.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:07,
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hehe...I recall her name was Rachel - however I can't remember if her last name was swipe...
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Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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Was she constantly moaning that the only boy in the class that fancies her was the one who used to wear sparkly shoes and dance all the time?(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Darth went to school there too?Fucking hell.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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There used to be better complaining on here than that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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when I first came here, all the complaining was fields.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:57,
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Oh man9 fucking years.
*weeps*
I'd just leave. But I'm way too fucking selfish to want this place to be better just to keep you cunts happy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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actually, I'm fairly chipper.you can have the rest if you want.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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statistically unlikely, but if I doI'll be sure someone lets you know to ensure your enjoyment.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 9:58,
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i hope you grow a neckbut doubtless you've been praying for that for the last 45 years and it hasn't happened yet, so.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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always so mean to me :(us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/iofoto/iofoto0711/iofoto071104404/2176499-african-american-man-in-suit-pulling-out-empty-pockets-and-shrugging.jpg
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yeahbecause i'd click on any link you post. nice try.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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but you already gazzed me a picture of thati'm so confused
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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wield the mighty ban hammer of justice over a few headsactually i'd probably just divert all the paypal payments into my own account.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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My friend went to lapland last week and now I want to go to lapland, it's the first time I've proper wanted to go somewhere specificly forrin. They have so much snow and raindears and huskies and igllos and arrora boryalsis.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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Plus I can go to girls "Hay girl, we're in lapland, would you like to sit on my lap? I mean, while we're both naked. And then get up from my lap, but only a few inches, then change your mind, then change your mind again and want to get up. About 10-20 times" ?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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