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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My cat Benny was great. Apart from when he pissed in my mixer and on my turntables.
That was rubbish.

Stunned's cat is nice. Much more placid than mine was.

This thread is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
But it's all we've got Monters
I had a cat for nearly 20 years and then she died, which I felt was a bit uncalled for.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Were you mid-coitus when she burst?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
You're a wrongun and no mistake

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)
Don't use mixers
drink spirits straight. Job done.

/I bet you were well chuffed. I was playing at a houseparty once and someone tipped half a pint of vodka into my power amp while it was running at full chat. Epic explody win. The fucking cunt. And that was after somenoe else tried to scratch with a new normal needle.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
'People' eh? Tsk.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I would have thought
that the general absence amongst the vinyl collection of any proper hip-hop, techno or any of its derivative brethren may have perhaps suggested that the system was not in fact set up for that kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)
Perhaps they got confused when you played Jive Bunny followed by the Grease Megamix

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)
hey. Don't be dissin' the J-bunny.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)
Did you tie him to a tree etc etc

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12, Reply)
BENNY ON THE LOOSE!

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:13, Reply)
Run for the motherfucking hills.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)

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