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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That threads too long I called it.Hey look www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSBkK2B6AfI&feature=share
A cat got on a football pitch yesterday, how'd he do that eh? Crazy.
What's the best thing about cats?
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They make a nice purring noise when they sit on your lap.(
Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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Shame the same thing can't be said about your girlfriend.Lulzorz.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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its jsut the way she looks at me and shows me her bum and sits on my lapi'm pretty sure she wants to fuck me
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that's going to be stuck in my head all day nowI hope you're proud of yourself.
Oh, and congrats on the job and stuff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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Uptown Top Rankin'by someone and someone.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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Althea and Donnaand ting
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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That's it.I couldn't be bothered to Google it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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It was R&J's success that made Cowell realise that he could sell any old shit to the British publicScout Niblett's cover version is ace, though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Uptown Top Ranking - Althea & DonnaEDIT: Gah, fuck
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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thanks Agnostic, i like that your one post contained all the necessary information(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:15, Reply)
You can kill them and they can't send you to jail.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:30,
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Especially once you've cut them off with kitchen shears.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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I like the way they can be thrown through windows.Ker-azy, man.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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Just up the road from me, cat-hater fans.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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I like the way they scratch their ownersOr the way they shove their puckered arseholes in the faces of the person lovingly stroking them. Or the way they vomit, piss, shit and discard dead animals on the floor.
I don't dislike cats, I just can't stand cat owners.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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'Never trust someone who doesn't drink'
'Football is for cunts'
'I don't dislike cats, I just can't stand cat owners'.
Man, you really hate me don't you?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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I'll get you, scarpo!*shakes fist*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Aww how could I hate scarpo?He's one of my favourite posters.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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i didn't say you did, he did, i was palm leafing you an olive branch(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
Blessed are the peacemakers.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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I wonder how high a profesional goalie could punt a cat if he really wanted.I think they could get at least half way across the pitch if they really wanted too. You'll need to selotape all the cat's legs together to stop it from running away, or the cat might move and the punt might not connect right.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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I like the way, with pacistance, you can get them to smash through a window.And that you could fit about £45 worth of 2p coins in an average one.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:48,
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It took a couple of readsto work out that you meant "persistence" and not something about Pakistanis
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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Gonz isn't a racist, unlike some people round here*glares at Noel*
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Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 10:58,
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can you get pakistani jews?i know he hates pakistani men, but some of the women are ok so he definitely hates the jews more
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The women can be quite efficient - not like the fucking men. They're shit.That's what I heard.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:21,
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They don't have a tendency to roll in shit and dead animals, either.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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They both have their pros and cons.I'm sure that personality has a lot to do with what generic pet you adore.
Can't understand keeping rabbits though. They're just tasty.
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I like both.I used to have cats, but the step son's allergic to them, so I had to re-home mine when I moved in with the missus. Who has a dog anyway, which is as soft as shite, but does do the rolling in dead things and shit. It's really not pleasant being stuck in the car with her after that.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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Thanks for roadie-ing on Sunday.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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I'm not doing it againif going by how I felt on Monday is a job perk.
That roast though! I've been telling everyone who'll listen.
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they've got no noses?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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Jamaica ginger cake is well sticky.I don't think I've eaten it since the 1980s. Is it still well sticky? If they've "improved" it then I'm going to fuck some shit up.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:15,
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i haven't had any for a while but it was quite stickyi'ma not gonna change this one, i like it
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You can't tell him what to do, he runs the company while doing fuck all workand trying to hit on middle age slags.
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he doesn't run jack shit, and for the love of God, who has he been hitting on now?(, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:22, Reply)
Some blonde woman who left last month or somethinghe was distraught until he found out she'd been sexting someone else.
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I'm still not convinced they are two separate people.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:26,
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well i'm not.he could well be a puppet, but whatevs.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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Roots, if I can get online bullying to turn into real life bullyingthat's just too tempting to ignore. I'm sorry.
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we've had about four telesales people leave in the last monththe only one we have left right now said recently, "he's a bit weird, isn't he? I don't know how his girlfriend puts up with him"
He was upset about that for about 2 weeks
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Ha ha, Was that Sasha? b3ta.com/search/posts/90618?q=sasha
He was in love.
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width, she was only about 5'6"all her facebook photos are from the neck up
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My missus made a sticky ginger cake last weekend.It were gert lush.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:16,
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It is after you've wanked over it, yes.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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Boast timeI had a sticky Jamaican Ginger Rum cake as my wedding cake
Twas very nice, if hugely alcoholic
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My cat Benny was great. Apart from when he pissed in my mixer and on my turntables.That was rubbish.
Stunned's cat is nice. Much more placid than mine was.
This thread is shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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But it's all we've got MontersI had a cat for nearly 20 years and then she died, which I felt was a bit uncalled for.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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Were you mid-coitus when she burst?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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You're a wrongun and no mistake(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Don't use mixersdrink spirits straight. Job done.
/I bet you were well chuffed. I was playing at a houseparty once and someone tipped half a pint of vodka into my power amp while it was running at full chat. Epic explody win. The fucking cunt. And that was after somenoe else tried to scratch with a new normal needle.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:12,
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I would have thoughtthat the general absence amongst the vinyl collection of any proper hip-hop, techno or any of its derivative brethren may have perhaps suggested that the system was not in fact set up for that kind of shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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Perhaps they got confused when you played Jive Bunny followed by the Grease Megamix(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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hey. Don't be dissin' the J-bunny.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33,
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BENNY ON THE LOOSE!(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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Oh god, there is the creepiest thing on the telly at the moment.This women has 48 "reborn" baby dolls, that she washes/cleans/plays with all week.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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