alt: hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:45, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Curses. Mindpiss.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I beat both of you.
Although I'm not proud.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Does your monitor show posting times to 100ths of a second?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

knowing him
it probably does
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I bet it has a pink surround

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

are we still on his shiny candle?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

now, now, let's not bring your fantasies out in public.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

pfffft
like you weren't preening yourself at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

does cocking a leg and licking your own balls count as preening?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

If I could lick my own balls I wouldn't give a fuck what it counted as.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

get a dog
one of those with a big licky tongue, like a labrador.

smear some of your amazing pie on your balls.

sit back.

then hear yourself use the phrase: fucking right, doggie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

hahaha. Oh my
you've thought that through way too much, darling.

I think I'll pass.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

yes
i have now grimmed myself out a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

yes. yes it does

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)