That thread's too shit. I called THAT.
The Olympics: genuinely good for the UK economy long-term or a stupid waste of money, guaranteed to be an international embarrassment marred by terrorism and greedy tube drivers holding us to ransom?

My natural inclination is toward the latter - however the investment in East London transport has been good for me personally, and for the value of my flat.

Alt: PIES. Best filling (you fat sweaty cunt)?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:26, 212 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm hoping for the former, but expect the latter.
Alt: Chicken & Mushroom, Chicken Balti, Steak and Kidney - Any of those 3.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

I'm ill : (

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

FOODS
Proper steak and dark ale with roasted onion gravy, home-made pastry and thyme *salivates*
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

Don't you find that dark ale is less efficient than pale ale?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Sure, why not.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

how do you measure pie efficiency?
"and this particular steak and kidney number will do 45 to the gallon on the combined lunch/dinner cycle"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

Pfft like one pie would do a b3tan lunch and dinner

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

something about the previous thread being the only way some people know how to stroke pussy
olympics - will prob be good overall but getting to/from work will be a nightmare. tube drivers can go fuck themselves.

pies - lemon meringue. i don't really like any other sort. oh, i had a moroccan spicy vegetable one at a work dinner the other night, with mash topping instead of pastry, that was fuckng lush.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

lemon meringue is a false pie idol. No lid. clearly a tart.
I also refuse to accept that something topped with mashed potato is a true pie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

Look, we all know she's a tart.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

but i don't really like proper pies!
my mum's cheese and onion one was amazing, but the soggy ones you get in fish and chip shops have put me right off.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

don't eat shit pies then...
How can they put you off all pies? That's like saying the existence of Peter Beardsley is enough to put you off all men.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:42, Reply)

I am regularly disappointed by his lack of beard.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

I was disappointed by his lack of height when he was in the queue behind me at M&S a few years ago.
Also his face doesn't appear to be as lop sided in real life.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

oh, i don't know, i reckon there's miles worse than him
i bet he at least has enough manners to say thank you if someone treats him, for example.

pies are too filling. the pastry is too much. mind you, i only ever really eat open sandwiches or wraps because i find bread a bit much too, so perhaps - just perhaps - it might be me?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

who's not been thanking you recently, then?
give them a solid hoof in the plums, they'll soon learn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

this was a one-off
i've only ever been out with the one guy who was pikey enough to let me pay. not surprisingly, he also lacked sufficient manners to say thank you until informed that i had paid, and even then his reply was "yeah, i assumed you had". revoltingly uncouth. i'm sure someone else has hoofed his plums in by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it's like you've met him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

OH man, I thought that was a passive aggresive comment towards you, but I know you got hitched so thought there was some scandle there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

no no
badger is always a perfect gentleman whenever we get up to any scandal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i bet watching him fuck is magnificent, like watching a lion take down a gurraf.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

"Gurraf me badger you filthy beast!"
Sorry Gonz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sorry I missed this earlier
that's epic, Gonz, a beautiful image.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

I think it'll go pretty well.
Posh people getting drunk and going "come on tim" and wearing stupid union jack clothes.

All in all I'll be ignoring most of it, heading down one weekend to drink in pubs near the events.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

ahh, glad this place hasn't changed

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

On /offtopic there's always something to discus

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

This is an Olympics pun, right?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

it is, here have a medal.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

DG can be such a dope sometimes

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I missed this off (!)

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

It's a pretty long jump to call that a pun

( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I thought I hammered it home.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Dull answer is dull
but somewhere between the two. We are, once again, caught in between the two press extremes of the flag waving 'It's Amazing and We're the best' and 'We are so fucking shit' brigades.

It might have some long term benefits, it will also have some negatives, but it is just The Olympics. If you like sport, you'll enjoy it and accept the disruption. If you don't like sport, you'll resent it.

I'm in the former camp.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I'm in the former camp.

To save anyone else the effort.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Morning scarpe.
Have you seen the new Spider-Man trailer?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

No, not yet.
I haven't even seen The Avengers one that aired during Super Bowl.

Does it look good? I like Andrew Garfield, so it already has an advantage over the Saim Raimi version with Toby Fucking Maguire.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Ha.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

It looks absolutely excellent.
www.sfx.co.uk/2012/02/07/the-amazing-spider-man-new-trailer/
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Will watch that at lunch.
It's one thing being on relatively inconspicuous B3ta, but i probably can't get away with sitting and watching a film trailer right now.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

The Avengers one looks mainly rather dull, but there's a short conversation at the end that made me laugh
Loki - "I have an army."
Tony Start - "We have a Hulk."

What follows is 20 seconds of Hulk smashing shit up.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Did you see the extended Avengers one from the Superbowl?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah, looks fucking excellent.
"We have an army".

"Yeah? well, we have a Hulk".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Who's the gay archer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Adam Macy.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

he looks shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I was just making a Radio 4 joke.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I can't stand the archers, the music sends a shiver down my spine

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

I've never listened to The Archers once.
I just googled 'Gay Archers Charachter' and it said 'Do you mean Character'?

but I got there in the end.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Jeffrey

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Hawkeye

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

wheres hotlips hoolahan and pearice?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

I actually said out loud, even though I was in a room by myself, "FUCK YEAH".
I can't wait for that film.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I'm certain that the Olympics will have no effect on my life whatsoever.
Alt: I'm thinking of getting a Raspberry Pi for my kid. Will he end up like the nerds on here though?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

I don't care, I'll be doing my best to steer well clear of the entire affair.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

I've got a lovely pie book called pie minister.
There's a couple I've made from there that are really something else - a pulled pork one and one called "poussin boots" which is basically coq au vin in pie form. *drools*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

They make pies too, their Moo and Blue is fucking divine.
www.pieminister.co.uk/pies/
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

aren't they the litte ones with funny names?
they sell them in waitrose and whole foods. i think my friend bought a vegetable and feta one for me once.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

Yup, they're lovely.
The vegetarian ones are great too.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

great too bent
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

er....

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I hate them purely because of those twee fucking names.
I'm such a grump.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Try the Matador, that's a bit more fucking manly.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

having never seen them for sale
I didn't have this problem, but as a terminal fucking grump, obviously I do now. So thanks for that.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

Ha. Sorry.
I think i just resent being made to ask for a 'Moo Pie'.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I can cope with the twee shit
when I'm just reading from a recipe book. I didn't realise they sold the fuckers.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

mini ones in boxes
go to waitrose, fucking right doggie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

"fucking right doggie" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

it was just an expression of enthusiasm...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

ah, I see
I have not heard it before. I thought it was a direction to a part of Waitrose that I was entirely unaware of.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

actually i think it's from american pie 3
but don't tell anyone
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

There was a pie maker round here
who did a grunt gobble and zoom coo pie, which was pork, turkey, hare and pigeon. Fucking lovely.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

I think you can buy them in Waitrose, I'll give it a shot.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

you've just made me realise i just missed my candleday
i am one whole year less sad than you.

marvellous.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

well, I think we can all learn something from that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

not to be too busy on the anniversary so you don't get to play with your shiny candle?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:41, Reply)

something like that.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

if you are playing with your shiny candle right now
that's disgusting, that is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I don't have a shiny candle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

then clearly you are not polishing it properly

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I find a matte finish preferable

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

nice and niche

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

always.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Potato and meat
steak and ale
cheese and onion
scouse
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

you dropped this
"hairy"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

bwwwuuuurk
Listen, I got that job so could you get the spare room ready?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

no drama.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:57, Reply)

alt: hair

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)

Curses. Mindpiss.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

I beat both of you.
Although I'm not proud.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Does your monitor show posting times to 100ths of a second?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:50, Reply)

knowing him
it probably does
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I bet it has a pink surround

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:51, Reply)

are we still on his shiny candle?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:52, Reply)

now, now, let's not bring your fantasies out in public.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

pfffft
like you weren't preening yourself at that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

does cocking a leg and licking your own balls count as preening?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

If I could lick my own balls I wouldn't give a fuck what it counted as.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)

get a dog
one of those with a big licky tongue, like a labrador.

smear some of your amazing pie on your balls.

sit back.

then hear yourself use the phrase: fucking right, doggie.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

hahaha. Oh my
you've thought that through way too much, darling.

I think I'll pass.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

yes
i have now grimmed myself out a bit.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

yes. yes it does

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I couldn't give a flying fuck
about the London Olympics.

Best type of pie is hairy pie.

Not too hairy obviously. OK let's just call it a well-trimmed hairy pie. Happy now?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:46, Reply)

Not especially.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:02, Reply)

This does not register so much as a flutter on my Surprisometer.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

alt: chocolate hob nobs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Shit. There'll some sort of terrorist attempt
Alt: Pies are not good. Bar Steak pie (without the kidney)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:04, Reply)

You'll be on an MI6 watch list now, and they'll be checking all registered pie sellers at the olympics
*waves to spooks, HIYA*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Yup that was my subtle attempt
to dissuade people I tolerate from eating pies that are not steak. Since all the rest have little IEDs in them
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

do you reckon they'll get three goes at the olympics
like the high jump?

"oh, a good attempt by the baader-meinhof team there, but they just disloged the bar with the trailing bomb wires. They're got one more chance at this height or they'll be handing the gold to al-Qaeda and going home disappointed with the silver"
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Alt: Cow

([[Mod Edit]], Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

LOL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

WINNA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:09, Reply)

oh, well played.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

You've been sitting on this puppet for 1 year aand 4 months without posting a thing...
just waiting for a question about pies
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

You have to be in comedy accounts for the long game.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Impeccable timing

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Impressive lurkage!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Optimal Internetting.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

I don't get how tube drivers could possibly think that they're hard done by.
They get a fucking amazing wage, there are doctors out there who don't get such wages. I honestly wanted to be one growing up, and if I didn't have a skillset at all, I wouldn't probably look towards becoming one. How the fuck do you train to be a train driver anyway? I mean, it's not like the local collage can teach you. It's probably the only job I can think of that doesn't need any kind of formal qualifications or phsyical skill that is so high paying.

I find pies, 90% of the time, dull and borring. I love the filling on a mcdonald's apple pie, banoffee is my fave though, I fucking love banoffee. If we're going savory, then I'd go for my own home made steak'n'ale.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:10, Reply)

we need mmps
he loves a bit of hot tube driver action
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Rachel, did you know there is a Hotel Chocolate in Moorgate? My bank now does =(

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

omg welcome to my world
have you tried the cheesecake squares? tangy cheesecake with a topping of caramel in a chocolate shell.....
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

ah, our friends that stayed this weekend bought us some of those
I wondered what they were. I might rescue them from the fridge later.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

your friends have good taste
see also the mississippi cookie crumble mini-slab and the lemon white chocolate cheesecake mini-slab.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:42, Reply)

oh gid, that sounds amazing.
I missed my train by 15 seconds just now =(=(=(=(=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

from work? spend the waiting time at hotel chocolat
to work? bugger
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:43, Reply)

nah, to get into work, i generally dont work mornings

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:47, Reply)

oh balls
well then, my recommendation is to cheer yourself up at HC when you get there. they are also doing some new butterscotch thing. i have to keep saying no to freebies because of the detox. bring on 14 april when i can eat chocolate again......
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

What happens if you need the loo while driving the tube?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

fling it out the window

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Something will go monumentally tits during the Olympics
Most likely something Terroristy. One of our sites in Poplar has been told to EXPECT power cuts, phone problems, etc. WTF!

Alt:
I had a steak, Guinness and oyster pie with a puff pastry lid that was fucking unbelievable. Also, a beef, red wine and black pudding pie. NOM!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I think momumental tits should be an oilympic sport

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Good plan

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Salma Hayek would win it, I reckon.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

That skater woman on Sunday
Katerina Witt

Hers appear to have their own weather systems
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:49, Reply)

My word, they are rather impressive.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

You would pick up the gold.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

The Olymics: all of what you said, plus a big inconvenience and London being full of morons for a few weeks.
Alt: Sneak and Ale.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i love sneak

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

sorry, typo
should read snake.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

oh wot :/

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You not had it?
It's great and as snakes are technically fish, you can eat it as part of a vegetarian diet.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

how are snakes technically fish

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

They've got no legs, innit?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Basically this.
Also some of them swim and they all have vestigial Gills. this is why Jews can eat them on Fridays.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I successfully avoided seeing any of the 2004 & 2008 Olympics
This one might be trickier but I'm going to give it a go.
Alt: savoury would be chicken and leek, sweet would be mincemeat.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

It's not difficult to avoid Beijing from here, to be fair.

( Kroney, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:00, Reply)

The Olympics will be great. You miserable bellend.
I have tickets to a medal ceremony. For the shooting. In Woolwich. Ahem.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

IN UR FACE I've got two days at the aflethics

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

Nice work.
I applied but got zilch.

Should get some corporate invites hopefully.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Hur hur

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

blueberry

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Shark Night 3D is, in what is a complete surprise to me, a truely ridiculous film.
For starters, the sharks attacks a motorboat propeller and damage it so much that the boat crashes. I mean, that's just silly.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

And now, a shark is outswimming a jet ski.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Is the jetski being piloted by Vanilla Ice?
If not, why not?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

can they not do that?
how do you know?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

his ex wife is a great white

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Noel would approve, then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

liked A+++++

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Oh man, it turns out the sherrif was in on it along with the crazy scar faced dude.
Now I have no idea if the hot blonde chick or the slightly geeky medical student guy will survive, but I would lay money on the OH YEAH! A great white just jumped out of the water, over the jetski and ate the football player dude from off his seat!
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

HAHA!
And now they just threw the dog into the lake too.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

what kind of dog?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Golden Retriever.
Or a Golden Labrador if you want to be more accurate.

Stupid blonde bint just took the gun off the baddy but then held it right next to his face so he took it back.

And they are somehow able to make a great white come to at a call. Despite the fact that nobody has ever managed to keep a great white in captivity.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Or in fresh water
only a minor flaw, that one.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

No, they thought of that.
It's a salt water lake. But they did make the mistake of allowing a great white be able to eat through a steel shark cage.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

it must have been a steal shark cage

lol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

i don't think a golden retriever would win that fight
maybe not even on land, they'd need something even bigger than like a rottwiler or something
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Fuck me, the dog survived

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

this sounds like it could be the best film of all time

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Turns out that Sand Sharks (a film about sharks that "swim" through the sand) is even worse.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

you watch alot of shark films, do younlike the idea of eating people?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

what are you doing for my birthday al

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Good afternoon Kristine.
How are you today?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Fine thank you Monty.
How are you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Not bad thanks Kristine.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Now you have replied to me I look like a knob here. Soz.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Whatever.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Wevz blud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

alright monty, I'm fucking smashing, I've been telling people how it is, also watching my cable box take a shit and likely lose all my saved programs
also, listening to shit hippie music that makes me want to fall in love/kill myself

you?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I'm....acceptable, thanks.
It's lovely and sunny today.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

I hope you're full of excitment about watching Gonz steal your woman with his charms over dinner.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I sure am.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

acceptable? that has to be the worst response ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I am the worst responder ever.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Hmmmm, I dunno, I'm gonna be in australia,
so I reckon what I might do is do an impression of a koala.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

send me a photo!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

okay!
Actually I will be flying pretty much the entire day of your birthday, so I might not be able to send you the picture for a day or so.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

worst birthday ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Okay, what I'll do right, is I'll do my Koala impression before I leave,
and I'll post it on your facebook wall on the 17th.
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

best birthday ever

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

They certainly aren't pathetic sharks.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

i wonder how they would fair against some Jets?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

probably they'd fight at first
but I suspect in the end they'd unite in grief. Or sutin.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

I don't know if Maria would be involved or not.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKEN ABOUT I MEANT F-14s

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I reckon they're dangerous, but they would let them get their wingmen anytime.

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

i heard that all f-14 wingmen were pricks superfly, thats all i heard

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I heard you liked to pretend that your girlfriend only had one arm because you had a fetish for amputees

( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

somtimes i like to sit on the stump and pretend i'm a gnome

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I hear he fancies fat chicks

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

fat needy mental ones at that

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I heard you liked them to pretend they were lawyers so you can wear a wig
and "send them down"
( Bazongaloid, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)

i like serving them injunctions, pro bono

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Beneeeeee

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

i wish i wouldn't make cultural references about films i haven't seen
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I wish you would start a new thread, this one's almost as bad as the last one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

why always me monty boyce? why can't you just leave me to live my life?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Because. Just because.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

it's very slow on here today
i miss labs.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

There's nothing left of him.
Last time I saw him he looked like the tattooist at Auschwitz had got a bit carried away on one of the inmates.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

i liked his new hair

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)