who's not been thanking you recently, then?
give them a solid hoof in the plums, they'll soon learn.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

this was a one-off
i've only ever been out with the one guy who was pikey enough to let me pay. not surprisingly, he also lacked sufficient manners to say thank you until informed that i had paid, and even then his reply was "yeah, i assumed you had". revoltingly uncouth. i'm sure someone else has hoofed his plums in by now.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:00, Reply)

tool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:08, Reply)

it's like you've met him

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:14, Reply)

OH man, I thought that was a passive aggresive comment towards you, but I know you got hitched so thought there was some scandle there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:01, Reply)

no no
badger is always a perfect gentleman whenever we get up to any scandal
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)

i bet watching him fuck is magnificent, like watching a lion take down a gurraf.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

"Gurraf me badger you filthy beast!"
Sorry Gonz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I'm sorry I missed this earlier
that's epic, Gonz, a beautiful image.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)