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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I insist on dancing like a spastic, so I blend in with everyone else.So I guess it was at a barn dance last Summer.
Alt:I'm highly regarded in the giving relationship advice department. Just ask me a specific question, and I guarentee satisfaction. No gazzes, everything above board.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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Dear BartlebyMt girlfriend gets really annoyed when I spell guarantee badly, what would you advise?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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Mount Girlfriend?Tell her not to be so pedantic, and spend at least an hour a week doing crosswords together.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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Yes, I call her that.On account of her icey cold nature and size. And the fact that many men have died trying to conquer her.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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i want lady quint to nosh on my sausage morei've tried chocolate shower gel and strawberry but nothing works?
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You are going to start knocking her around and live with your mother until you are in your mid-forties? (, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Hmm, a difficult one.I reckon that if you carefully placed your willy near to her face while you are noshing on her, she would respond with a bit of suck it and see.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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take her to hatton gardenshow her all the diamonds.
replace the £ in the price tag with noshes.
let her earn her own.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 7 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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