Guten morgen meine kleine schnoller.
1) Have they got any oil? No? Fuck 'em.
2) Kids today make me vomit. With their shit music and skinny jeans. Fucking Gaylords. I could have got 25 a* A-levels if I'd had skinny jeans!!
3) Fry ups are ace and I like a bit of bubble but it has to be cooked properly, crispy on the outside. Chips for breakfast are for council house vermin.
4) Thanks very much.
5) Don't apologise to him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:16, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

"blokes" fashion at the moment appears to be "look like a gay cunt"
Quite a few of them seem to be able to "pull it off"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

"pull it off". Tee-hee.
Yeah, Monty has got skinny jeans. Tsk, tsk.

But then he also has a young companion.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Yeah, but don't tell Lusty about him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

I think Monty was out with him last night.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Monty was "in" him last night
right up to the back wheels
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:28, Reply)