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Guten morgen, schweinhunds.How are you today?
1) Syria. Oh dear, looks a bit hairy, eh? If no-one wades in and sticks up for the ‘rebels’ we’ll all be called cunts. If we wade in, we’ll be interfering cunts. What should we do or not do? I say fuck’em, let them all die. I simply don’t care.
2) Pop music. It’s shit these days innit? There’s been nothing really innovative for twenty years, it seems to me. Come on ‘yoof of today’, where’s the new punk, the new rave etc?
3) Yesterday I asked about pies. Today is all about the fryup: is eating chips for breakfast an abomination? Is bubble and squeak (as I believe it) invariably disappointing and ultimately a bit shit?
4) Fuck off.
5) Soz AA. SOZ.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:44,
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Thanks for that, Monty.1) I don't know enough about it to comment.
2) I think you're listening to the wrong genres.
3) I wouldn't include chips in a fry up, I'd use hash browns instead.
4) No, you fuck off.
5) Wotevs, LOL.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:48,
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2) Popstrel 'Jessie J' gets right on my wick.Her tits are rubbish, she dresses like a turd and her hair reminds me of my ex's.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:50,
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She's a degree more interesting than most of the other 'pop stars' that have appeared this last year, but still not very goodI do quite like a couple of her songs, but that's balanced out by the fact I can't stand the rest of them.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:51,
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She's not actually very interestingI saw a youtube video of her singing "Price Tag", a song about how she doesn't care about money and looks and possessions, in Guess Jeans in New York, without the slightest hint of irony. So not interesting, and a bit thick too.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:59,
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Compare that to Little Mix, One Direction, Cher Lloyd, Cheryl Cole, etc, she's still more interesting.99% of musicians are hypocrites anyway, let's just hope that most of them 'do a Cobain', realise their music is shit, and kill themselves.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:06,
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Where do you get this 99% figure from?I PUT IT TO YOU THAT YOU JUST MADE IT UP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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1) This is my though process when I see this on the news:'.....................................................................................................................hmmm...................................................................oh...................................................dear.....................................................I wonder if QI is on Dave'
2) You're just an old git, sir.
3) Before midday, no. After midday, maybe.
4) Um...no. Although actually, I think I may be busy today, so possibly yes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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I'm fine thanks your grace.1) Syria, let the arab world and the ruskis sort it out. We'll be too busy beating up argies to worry.
2) Mainstream pop has always been shite. James Blunt is where its at daddyo.
3) A good bubble and ssquak with sprouts, a bit of chilli, and onion is nice for breakfast. Served with some golden yolked eggs on top.
4) Unlikely.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Sprouts for breakfast?*drops monocle*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:30,
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If available with the rest of the ingrdients, and the prospect of a fry up, then yes.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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MusicMy biggest disappointment with the current Tory rule is that we havent had any decent music out of it, If you look at the genres you mention they all came about during the Tories fucking up the country and here we are with them at it again and yet we have fucking x factor.
I blame the parents...
The rest of your questions are shit though
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Didn't punk start during a labour government, about 1977?(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:00,
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Punk barely even existed as a movement though, it was come and gone in the blink of an eye and would be all but forgotten if not for the fact that it was the music of choice for a group of people who grew up to become the next generations music journalists. To claim punk had any major impact is really like claiming The Stone Roses changed the face of music. It's the story we are told, not the reality of what happened.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:04,
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I happen to disagree, but I was using them as an example of how the impact of something can be massively over stated, so it doesn't really matter for the point I was making.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:13,
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No, they really are/were shit.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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I learnt long ago to enjoy your opinions on music for what they are.Passionately wrong.
With odd exceptions.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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I was rather surprised to discover the other day that the recorded version of 'Pretty Vacant' is rather good.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:07,
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The Sex Pistols were a superb band.The old 'anyone can form a punk band' idea, whilst technically true, is rendered pointless as not everyone can write memorable songs let alone decent ones, and in some respects writing decent simple music is hardest of all. See how few people can create decent blues, as an example.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:11,
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M. Boyce in 'actually likes something' shocker!(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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It was McClaren who helped perpetuate that myth thoughHe claimed that none of the Pistols could play an instrument, which clearly wasn't true.
Vicious was an untalented shitebag, mind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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I stood next to Ari Up's mum at a Slits gig a couple of years backso I've effectively had carnal knowledge John Lydon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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My housemate's girlfriend at uni fucked John Leslie at a med students ballaccording to him, that meant he'd shagged Zeta-Jones by proxy. This is the kind of logic we can work with, Shambles.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:17,
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I have an almost certainly libelous anecdote about John Leslie from the edinburgh fringe about fifteen years ago.He was a proper grim and creepy fucker.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:29,
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can you libel a rapist for being creepy?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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I discovered on CSI: NY at the the weekendthat The Ramones were the first real punk band, so it must be true
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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Their original name was The Darwin Fails
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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it's early in the morning, scarpedon't be expecting my brain to be paying attention to shit.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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To be fair, without the picture to jog my brain I may have believed it too.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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what can I say? no enough caffiene yet.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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COME ON, BILLY BRAGGS OF THE FUTURE, YOUR COUNTRY NEEDS YOU**to die horribly without ever recording or indeed playing a note, you big-nosed 'Ken Livingstone of pop' wanker.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:03,
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Dexy's Midnight Runners, lesser known follow up.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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If you're referring to Morrissey and his miserable bastard mates as 'decent music', then you sir, are a spastic.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:14,
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Oh them foreign people are always at it.They got rid of Jeff Stelling in Egypt and they're still kicking off. We'll only kill more of them in the process if we get involved.
Whilst music HAS got stuck in a develomental cul-de-sac, you are still an old git, yearning for bands called things like 'St Vincent & the Grenadines' to re-form.
I love cold leftovers for breakfast if that's any help. I hate re-heated food.
Alright! We had a sing-song yesterday and my folks were there and my mate broke a guitar string and we sang Cathy's Clown dead boss.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:09,
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I read that as 'Cathy's dead boss Clown', and was very confused...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:10,
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I love the Everly Brothers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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It was shit shit shit.According to Barry Norman.
I watched Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy last night. That was very good.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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I've got that on DVD, am just waiting for the opportunity to watch itUnfortunately, this also has to fit around my rather attractive housemates' schedule, as she wants to watch it too, and I'm not allowed to let the DVD out of my sight.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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No, the racist lad isn't going to be moving in anytime soonThis is a girl who is living at my place for 3 months
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:25,
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would it be ok for me to just leave this here?"ain't neva gonna happen"
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I bought the DVD yesterday, and couldn't wait.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:21,
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Mornin all.1) not a clue really, I err on the side of non intervention normally as it all tends to go wrong.
2)I've not beein interested in mu8ch new music for w ahile, but I think this is age. In recent years, I have liked Adele and Amy Winehouse, but mostly because they had a very retro style, Gogol Bordello I enjoy and they are relatively recent. Problem is these will al be 'bent' by your reckoning. Anyway, I tend to agree, no decent new subcultures since Grunge (and yes I know that was a bit shit, but compared to Emo.... /old.
3)I'm OK with chips for breakfast, but they don't belong in a fryup. wouldn't say no to some fried bread about now.
4)Yeah, and you hippy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:15,
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Guten morgen meine kleine schnoller. 1) Have they got any oil? No? Fuck 'em.
2) Kids today make me vomit. With their shit music and skinny jeans. Fucking Gaylords. I could have got 25 a* A-levels if I'd had skinny jeans!!
3) Fry ups are ace and I like a bit of bubble but it has to be cooked properly, crispy on the outside. Chips for breakfast are for council house vermin.
4) Thanks very much.
5) Don't apologise to him.
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"blokes" fashion at the moment appears to be "look like a gay cunt"Quite a few of them seem to be able to "pull it off"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:20,
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"pull it off". Tee-hee. Yeah, Monty has got skinny jeans. Tsk, tsk.
But then he also has a young companion.
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Yeah, but don't tell Lusty about him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:23,
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Monty was "in" him last nightright up to the back wheels
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:28,
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Fucking tired and cold1. I want laser guided bomb strike videos please
2. Yes. I honestly have no idea of anything at all in the charts
3. Chips at breakfast is a no. Also not keen on has browns. Fried potato slices is acceptable and indeed encouraged
4. OK *fucks off to make first of eleventy cups of coffee*
5. Never apologise
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:17,
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MorningThis week has actually calmed down a bit, which is good. However, my daughter has decided that 4am is a good time to scream the house down
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:22,
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This was on the cards for this eveningTraining Vodka, for the discerning child
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:24,
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start them young, on junior beer.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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1) i agree that we should not get involved2. I sometimes catch a bit of freshy squeezed in the mornings, every artist on there is a wanker and i hope they die
C) chips for breakfast? you dirty english dogs, my girlfriend likes bubble and squeak is it true that it is called that because it gives you the wind?
4) no you fuck off
5. wheres my apologiy?
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oh its you!£100 for the bed, she's too stupid to work a digital camera to take pictures of it and its actually a single cabin bed with a fold out futon underneath?
i assume thats not what you were after?
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Nah., thanks Quints.I need a sofa that can be a bed, and I need to be able to see it first no matter how good it smells, but thanks for chasing it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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1) The whole world has gone to pot since the decline of the British EmpireBring back colonial rule, even for those countries that never had it.
2) Pop music is rarely innovative, but there are still innovative things happening in other areas, granddad.
3) Toast is quite sufficient carbohydrate in my fry-up, thanks.
4) Ok.
5) He deserved it, the cunt (what happened?)
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:26,
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My fry-up would fall well short of your standardsIt doesn't contain meat and I don't smoke while eating it.
However, my heart might just last a little longer than yours, old chum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:37,
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Fry up perfection2 fried eggs
3 smoked bacon rashers
2 sausages
1/2 ton mushrooms
tea, orange juice, toast
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:40,
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Have to be in the mood for beans on a fry upI did miss fried sliced potato though
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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No, shallow fried slices of potato as opposed to deep fried lengths of potato(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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You say potatoI say potahto
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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In my house:Scrambled eggs
Vegetarian sausages
1/2 ton mushrooms
Fried tomato
Baked beans
Pot of tea, toast and marmalade.
Reefer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:43,
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See, I love scrambled eggs but fried FTW in a fry up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:44,
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It's a practical thingEasier to do scrambled for many people. Plus I can fry all the other stuff (apart from the beans) in one pan and scramble the eggs in another.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:47,
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in the sunsheeeeeeiiiiinnnnneeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhh?Or in the 'tached gay way?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:42,
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I don't fancy a massive coronary in my fifties(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:49,
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Pretty sure you won't have to(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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I NOES, INNIT? "I had 3 grams of fat last year, I'M GONNA DIE!!!!"
A little of what you fancy does you good.
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unless you eat a fry-up every dayit's hardly likely to matter.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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Apologies Badge, old fruit, but I hardly thinktaking heart disease advice from a Scot is a good idea. ;-)
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How very fucking dare you.I just live here. I'm not Scotch except my mother's family but we'll gloss over that.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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Now that's below the belt.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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Sorry Badger. You are, of course, a fine Englishman.
Please feel free to subjugate a few jocques for me today.
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I've given a couple of them jobsI'm very public-spirited, plus of course it keeps them off the Buckie until at least 5.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:12,
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This subthread is hilarious.More please.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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5) I threadstomped his monkey ass(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:39,
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Also, if a 38 year old was impressed by pop music, then they are doing it wrong.It's for "the kids"
One day you may find yourself imploring your daughter to "turn that shit off, that's not music"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Pop is not for 38 year olds. *wavy lines*
It was 1985 and the popular beat combo The Communards were riding high in the Charts with their piano based song "You are my world".
A young Stunned was watching Top of the Pops when Jimmy Sommerville minced on to the TOTP stage and starts belting out "You are my world".
Father of Stunned leaps out of the armchair and starts shouting "Switch it off, switch it off." I switch it off. Dad says, "I can't have that on the telly, he takes it up the arse."
True story.
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That's Sargeant Majors for you. Not renowned for their subtlety with language.
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and lucky you did turn it off, otherwise you'd be hanging round some arches in Vauxhall looking for some action by now(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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£1.50 for a blowie, 75p for full unprotected arse banditry (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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I don't want to price myself out of the market! You'd be a rubbish pimp.
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oh mythe reckless homophobia of dads. Mine got a gay guy working in his research group and came out with the epic "Do you know, he's pretty good at his job, for a poof!"
As if what you put your cock in affects your ability to do organic chemistry.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:55,
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Re (3), I had a visit Friday teatime from the food police.Knock at the door, open it to a guy with a clipboard, and an ID badge. He introdiced himself from a council run heaqlthy eating iniative, then the cheeky twat asked me what I was having for my tea.
I was fucking gobsmacked, and honestly thought it was a wind up. Cheeky twat. I'd like to say I came back with a witty retort, but I didn't. Just closed the door on him.
Fucking unbelievable.
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For some reason I pictured The Bottom Inspectors from Viz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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You need better prep next time"We are having a starter of chicken feet, followed by 100 day eggs and cat masala"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:38,
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"your liver, with some fava beans and a nice chianti"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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1) Russia and China obviously fancy a goleave it to them, I say.
I can't be bothered with the rest, although chips with breakfast is an abomination unto the lord of fryups. fried slice, maybe a tatty scone if you must introduce a regional variant.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 9:53,
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Oh good. Russia has an excellent history of interference in arab states.Nothing can possibly go wrong.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Absolutely.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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At least we've got an aggressively expansionistic autocratic regime with a massive stockpile of nuclear weapons for a bit of balance.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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The perfect fry-upTwo fried eggs
Two cumberland sausages
Two slices of black pudding
One piece of white pudding
Two rashers of back bacon
One slice of fried bread
Mushrooms
Baked beans
Bubble and squeak or fried potaoes
Grilled tomato
Two rounds of crusty white bread with butter
Served with a bloody mary. A proper one with sherry etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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I'm still not sure that you are two different people(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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As conjoined twins we are, put only from the shoulders up.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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Silly BatteredBumming is not conjoined
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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That is a rather excellent breakfastAlthough I'm still yet to have a bloody mary...
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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A bloody mary is a true wonder(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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...when done wellIn a hotel in Gran Canaria I was served amazing ones which also came with the "tweak" kit of Tobasco, Worcester, salt and pepper
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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Bloody Marys for breakfast are awesome. You need to go 50/50 on the vodka and tomato juice. Celery salt, white pepper, worcester, tobasco and a sherry top.
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Dash of Guinness and some port.AND NO CELERY.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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What is your opinion on the inclusion of a small amount of beef boullion?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:24,
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I thought that was rather good.Although I would have just spelt it bouillon still and just left other people to work out the joke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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Correct me if I'm wrong (which I likely am), but doesn't Lusty advocate the use of a little celery salt?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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My version:2 ice cubes
vodka, double shot
sherry, one shot
1/4 of a small glass of red wine
Juice of half a lemon
8 dashes Worcestershire sauce
4 generous dashes Tabasco sauce
Tomato juice (optional, can be substituted for more booze).
1/4 tsp of horseradish cream
1/2 tsp of english mustard
1/4 tsp of celery salt
Freshly ground black pepper
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:33,
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I think so.What I'm objecting to is a fucking great stick of celery in the drink, though.
1) bad, and also
2) wrong
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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I dont think I've ever had white pudding(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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It's a great deal more efficient than the black variety.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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Is that a variation on a bloody mary using only the juice of english grown tomatoes?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:26,
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It was more the fact that black pudding had blood in TBH(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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Noel, give Monty his login back(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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You have missed out. It's awesome. Quite rich though, hence only one slice on my list above.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:21,
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You are correct.Bar the bubble, which I've never enjoyed, despite expecting to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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God I'm hungry.Although I don't think potatoes in any form work in a fry up. I'd have to replace them with more rounds of bread. Or fill up on a plate of pancakes.
I miss the Selly Sausage.
:(
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:28,
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There's a greasy spoon in Birmingham called that. I think he may mean there.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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That's the fella.Although it might well have changed hands since I was last there a decade or more back. It did massive cheapo fry ups with bonus plates of dirty yankish pancakes for proper heavy weekend recovery. And it was within stumbling distance of a few pubs so you could lurch immediately back off the wagon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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My kind of place.I miss it too, now.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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She doesn't miss the 'smelly sausage' at all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:49,
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And a "good morning pigdog" to you too, Monters.somethingsomethingintelligentconversationsomething
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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I'm alright today mostly !1) I ain't watched the news yet today, I bet those silly saussages have only gone and started an Arab Spring, hah, what they only gone and done that far, the massive softies.
2) It is a bit, there is _soo_ much shit out there, the worst latest one I've heard is "Stupid Hoe". I sometimes sing little songs to myself in my head, such as "Chinese food, chinese food, I am getting, chineese food. Sweet and sour, pork or prawn, look out I'm getting chinese fooooood" to the spiderman theme. I do them all the time in my head. This "Stupid Hoe" song is one of those, but someone has put a lot of money into it.
3) Hash Browns and Egg Yolks are my favorite bit to a fry-up. I wish I could have like 6 egg yolks with little or no whites. The yolk is the reward for putting up with the white.
4) =/
5) Hay, he's scored more than anyone else here, respect.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Hash browns are for shitcunts, gonz.We've been through this many many times.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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What do you do for crunch then? Oh, and I'm gonna throw this out there, HP Guiness Sauce.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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fried bread.toast. not some hideous yank raping of a rosti.
edit - oh, I bought some Heinz ketchup with balsamic vinegar. That was most definitely for shitcunts, although it worked ok with salami and gruyère toasties. Perhaps it's got a ponce sensor?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:47,
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1) Don't know much about that, too busy reading about racist football cats getting twitter pages and Cappello not being happy about it (or something like that)2)*does the milkshake, sells like a hotcake* I'm sure something innovative is happening somewhere but I'd be the last person to hear about it.
3) No to chips, soda farls and/or potato cakes are the way to go here along with some veg roll from Norn Iron.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:39,
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Hi Monty, I'm fine thanks for askingI went to my first rugger-ball match at the weekend, there will not be a second. There were pints of 'Tiger', snow flurries and touchdowns, but it was all a bit too dull if you ask me. At least I was drunk and it didn't seem to go on for too long.
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Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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Turkey are the ones to intervene.They should move their army to the border with Syria and get spy planes flying up and down the border.
It's provokation but they're a NATO member and if syria attacks there will be a hundred cruise missiles fired at a drop of a hat.
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That's assuming Turkey no longer gives a shit about becoming a member of the EU.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 10:57,
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It'll be doing what the EU want,France/UK will lap that shit up and France are the main blockers of their EU bids.
I'm not saying pre emptive strike. I'm saying mass mobilization and escalation. That'll should scare the shit out of Assad, and if it doesn't it'll make China and Russia start taking this seriously.
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I wish you were in charge of foreign policy.We haven't had millions dying in a global war for fucking ages.
You div.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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we should definitely have a system of relegation and promotion into the EU.Maybe with play-offs. Turkey promoted this season, Greece relegated. Just for the CyprusLOLs.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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If I was king of the EU I'd just take Cyprus off them both.If they can't play nicely then they can't play at all. We can keep it as a dedicated EU holiday resort.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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Except it's a bit shit and dusty.I wouldn't go back there.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 8 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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