Alt: Only student loans, which I've never repaid.
18 years and counting on the first one.

Alt alt: My sister's best friend, when I was 17. She was large, I was drunk. I am not proud.
Also, one of my friends had an unrequited obsession with my sister around the same time. That was odd.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Did he smash it?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

I think the most he managed
Was to write some soppy love songs. She was not interested.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

It was a different story with me.
I was litereally beating her off with a shitty stick.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Your sister beat off my shitty stick

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

My shit stick ate your sister's pussy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Touché!

(TheColonel, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)