Nice alliteration there
Also, "hand relief" sounds like a euphemism. What are you up to in that office of yours?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

i am sad enough to get amusement out of this too
it is what aveda have named their lovely rich hand cream. i think they are innocent, as they are not a company that is known for having a sense of humour, all earthy and organic. and the foot cream is called "foot relief".

but it makes me smirk to offer it to people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Earthy and organic?
So that either means "like Cave Duck's favoured form of humour" or "extracted from free-range, pent-up sweaty old men."

There's got to be some guy in charge of marketing at that company who's laughing all the way to the bank.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, earthy and organic except when they're using dimethicone (a synthetic polymer),
and PEG-100 stearate (partially produced from by-products of oil refinement) as functional ingredients.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

blimey
i've got to say, i couldn't give a fuck about the ingredients so long as it makes my hands smell nice. but how can they get away with marketing it as being totally botanic?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)