New thread, before I dig myself in any deeper arguing a point that even I am not sure I believe now that I think about it...
What was the last proper argument you had? Did you win? Did you realise you were wrong? Did you admit you were wrong even if you did realise?

Alt: Tell me something about your hometown that people don't know.


AltAlt: What was the last thing you dropped? (Yeah, I don't really have any ideas for questions right now)
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:13, 147 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

This morning. Interlocking clause argument. Yes. I rule.
Alt: The RHA returned there this week.

Alt alt: Your Mum's kecks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

The what?

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Kecks.
Slang for knickers.

EDIT: Royal Horse Artillery. Kings Troop.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

The town where I live now is the only place in the world that's had its railway station stolen.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:20, Reply)

This is an intriguing story and I would like to know more.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cleckheaton_Central_railway_station
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

That's some zealous thievery right there.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

They do that, Dewsbury folk.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

that your mum up the shitpipe
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Since my Dad is from Dewsbury
then, for N=1, this is at least plausible. Although rather unlikely these days
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

I never knew you were one of God's chosen people

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Haha
Smallest and meanest of all the berries.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I once said sorry on the internet.
True story.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

That's a lie.
Now apologise.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Soz.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:23, Reply)

I said The Beatles were overrated.
I was right.

*shoots fish in barrel*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)

i'm gettin pretty tired of everyone always being wrong about everything on here

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

here the internet
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)

WRONG

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Soz.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I am married. I never win arguments.
Alt: My home city has on several occasions briefly served as the second capital of England and was awarded county status by Henry VI

AltAlt: My balls.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:26, Reply)

I had an argument with my dad
about halfway through I realised I was a bit wrong. However in my family you can never admit to that. So it was drawn out to the bitter end.

Alt: It's hosting the 2012 Olympics
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Assuming you mean "off the internet"
I had an argument with my head of research institute about whether one of my post-docs could be principal investigator on a grant. I lost.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:31, Reply)

It was an argument about whether or not a particularly wide, low-sided bowl was a bowl or a plate.
It was a bowl. A dish at a push, but not a plate.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:33, Reply)

I am terribly envious of your thrilling lifestyle.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Needs more celebrity rollercoaster action.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Alt; The people of Winchester expelled all Jews in 1290AD.
Alt alt: I dropped a 'tab' of 'acid' about 15 minutes ago
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:44, Reply)

It was an argument with Stunned.
He reckoned that Nakers was the most tedious, ignorant bumlord on the internet ever, but I said it was you. Eventually we agreed that you were both as tedious, ignorant and bent as each other.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

My last one was with a b3tan, I got uppity and took things the wrong way. It's not very often I have a rod up my bumhole, and it's never lasted more than a few hours.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:48, Reply)

You aren't Darth Foxtrot AICzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

i get paid to argue for a living
and yes, i usually win. although there will always be an element of compromise if it settles out of court.

wilmslow does not really have many footballers who are single. so the tangerine tinted tarts who fuck it up can fuck off.

i just dropped some "hand relief" on my keyboard.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Nice alliteration there
Also, "hand relief" sounds like a euphemism. What are you up to in that office of yours?
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

i am sad enough to get amusement out of this too
it is what aveda have named their lovely rich hand cream. i think they are innocent, as they are not a company that is known for having a sense of humour, all earthy and organic. and the foot cream is called "foot relief".

but it makes me smirk to offer it to people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:11, Reply)

Earthy and organic?
So that either means "like Cave Duck's favoured form of humour" or "extracted from free-range, pent-up sweaty old men."

There's got to be some guy in charge of marketing at that company who's laughing all the way to the bank.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Yeah, earthy and organic except when they're using dimethicone (a synthetic polymer),
and PEG-100 stearate (partially produced from by-products of oil refinement) as functional ingredients.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

blimey
i've got to say, i couldn't give a fuck about the ingredients so long as it makes my hands smell nice. but how can they get away with marketing it as being totally botanic?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)

It's a very pretty village/town populated by twats. It has 12 pubs too.
Alt: my arse, it was so bad my HM left the room.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 12:59, Reply)

Honey Monster?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

HOrny monk

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Herpes-ridden Mum?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

HoMo?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Hirsute Manfriend?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:16, Reply)

Humongous Mass?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Hormonal Manatee?

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hibernian Mongol?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Hippopotamus of a Mother

(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Bristol isn't in Wales.
Turns out most visiting football supporters think it is. And they like to sing about it. Boy, do they look silly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:05, Reply)

well yeah
anyone who went to watch football in bristol would look pretty fucking silly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:07, Reply)

IJUSTDROPPEDDABOMB!!!!!!

THE BIG DAWG'S BACK IN THE BUILDING *****AIRHORNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn****
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:10, Reply)

IMGAZZINGTHEMODS
THAT AWFUL BULLY RORY IS BACK
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:13, Reply)

It's ok I'm a dick, and I've learnt to accept it
i'm also terminally unfunny, unliked and unloved; but then I wouldn't be posting here otherwise !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:17, Reply)

oh man, you just bullied everyone in a single post

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I've srs stinged the board
hopefully it's ruined peoples shitty weekend plans
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:22, Reply)

Ha!
I didn't have any weekend plans so in your face!

Oh...
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I'VE JUST CAUGHT YOU OUT YOU LIARY FUCK
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1526826
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

That's not a plan, it is an ORDER
Ha!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

All the more Stella and lasagne for Morquinda and D'Shawn then.
They will barely be able to get their pink velour Juicy Couture trackies off after all that lot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Burnt out mattress Saturday, fun for the family,
all 15 of them
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

'Baaancy Castle mate'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

It's what all the cool kids are doing
cool illegitimate
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

''ere, you got ten p for tha meter? I need to microwave sum toast'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Mrs Cow's Dad is the tightest Yorkshireman in the world
He'd leave bread outside in the sun to toast, not waste 10p
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Well it won't fucking toast in Yorkshire, that's for sure

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Still costs nowt though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Hahaha!
What?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

He's calling you frightful

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Frightful is Morquinda's half brother

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Haha
I will always think of sporto's kids as Morquinda and D'Shawn now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I will help propagate this meme.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I rolled a 16 and used my "Amulet of G'goren' to defeat the Vulcan prince
but my "mate" Darrell said I couldn't do that as the Vulcan is ammune to amulets because they are alien and have two penises, but I was right because he hadn't dropped the brown gem stone off at the pool of light yet.

alt: Your mum ran a brothel out of the back of the butchers.

altalt: a beef carcass on your mum
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:14, Reply)

With Mrs Cow
She cancelled going to the last part of a training course against my wishes to allow me "to rest". This rest involves me leaving work half an hour earlier and looking after the kids. It was a score draw. There were no winners

Alt:
Sunderland folk are referred to as Mackems. This is from the old ship building days when Wearside built the ships and Tyneside fitted them out. "We mack'em and they tak'em"

Alt Alt:
My iPhone, leaving the back with now two of the arse-cracks on it. COCK
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Alt: it does actually exist, and was not just a fictional location invented for the settings of "The Good Life" and "Stella Street."
Altalt: Probably a pen or something mundane like that. But, you know, I probably dropped said pen in front of a lecture theatre full of students, just to add a tantalising frisson of comicality to the proceedings.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Hey you fucking nerds! Yes, you! This is you, and your WoW mate, earlier:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e4waJ22hDU&context=C3b1d0c8ADOEgsToPDskIU5dUSA7IfuC02xJKbDfSI
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Poor Scarpe
that's the only place on earth where he can ever feel truly himself, he leaves a little jizz trail round the store on his weekly visits
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I like Chompy's coat in that sketch though, it does suit him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I CAN'T BELIEVE SUPERHULK THE SMASH SUPER SECRET MINI SERIES RELEASE IS ONLY AVAILABLE HERE IN THE SECOND OF ITS FOURTEEN POSSIBLE FIRST ISSUE COVERS YOUR NOT RUNNING A POPSICLE STAND HERE YOU KNOW!!!!
the staff frequently wish they were dead
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Ex-cuse me, but I THINK you'll find I asked for the Goblin Horde.
This is QUITE CLEARLY a box of Orcs IF YOU COULD BE BOTHERED TO READ THE LABEL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

oi!
That is unfair. It is actually Orbital Comics where I do that.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I argue with my parents all the time like some moody teen.
alt: we rarely can keep a bar open, once one opens it will usually close within a year or two because the town is so strict.

alt alt: fucking everything yesterday, my boss told me it's an early sign of pregnancy, i punched her in the pregnant belly.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:26, Reply)

Strict how?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:27, Reply)

it's kind of like that town in footloose
they don't want anyone to have fun

laws and shit, I don't know
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I don't watch bent films so have never seen 'footloose'
Do you live in a 'small town'?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

yes, it's a small town

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)

That sucks, why licence a bar then run it out of business?
Does everyone go to church on Sunday?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I don't know, they recentely ran an internet cafe out
It's probably so they can get their money and then kick them out.

Mostly. I don't though. We have a fuck ton of different churches.
They're all christian though. Don't get crazy.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Christinas are the worst, because they are white they actually have the power to fuck with people
Muslamics etc can only rant impotently on the internet for the most part
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

iw roked with a lady called christina once
she was old but FEISTY
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

most christines and christinas are bitches though so

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

not as bad as christians mind, thems proper cunts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I said a colleague spoke loudly and walked off
the person complaining said she shouted and stormed off. I think I won.

Alt: Birmingham's Central Library is Europe's largest public library and lends 8 million books each year. It gets many of them back unchewed.


AltAlt: the pilot /armatrading
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Alt alt: That hideous fucking he-she 'Fatima Whitbread of pop' should fucking die asap.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

It may be massive
but it's still a fuck-ugly monstrousity.
(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

no argument here

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

i have an irritational hatred of people who post replies in the wrong thread
HAHAHAHAHAHA, like when they do it on QOTW?

hilarious ahahahahalol
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:35, Reply)

ROFFELLLE!!!!!!!!!
I have an irrational hatred of looking for those droids BECAUSE MY DAD'S DARTH VADER!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

i really don't get this

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:38, Reply)

The last argument I had
was whether someone had been a using cunt or not. I was right, but I don't feel remotely better for having won that one.

Alt: Our football team was one of the founding members of the football league, and we had the first stretch of motorway in the UK.
(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:37, Reply)

did they use you?
like an old dirty rag, and then just toss you aside? BASTARDs
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well stop being a using cunt then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

You spoil all my fun.

(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:39, Reply)

It's for your own good. One day you'll thank me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

My online Scrabble iPhone thingy wouldn't allow me to play CUNT last night
Apparently it is not an acceptable word
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You're not 'playing cunt' - it's for real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

It fucking is.
Your Scrabble iPhone thingy is wrong.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I NO RITE

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I got told off by someone for playing 'nigger'.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Have you been 'Dam Busters' LARPing again?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

convaluted but good
Also i suspect you would rather enjoy Dambuster LARPing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I suspect you are a bent spastic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Alright Columbo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Looking for a detective?
He'd be the one-eyed get
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

playing lynching a
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Oh, Words With Friends.
That's a fucking pile of shite anyway. Adverts, weird dictionary, doesn't show you what your word is going to score. I gave up on it.

Lexulous or actual Scrabble only for me.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Meh, its something to do on the Metro inbetween dangerwanks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

WHO'S DAVID CLARK ???????????????????????????

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

A member of popular beat combo, the Dave Clark 5

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

It better not be real names, Scarpe gets upset with me over that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Aw, Rory, i could never be upset with you.
I just delete it and chuckle to myself about your adorable little ways.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

My real name is Quinten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

O M G

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

No, Quinten

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)

yes sportscow?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Hahahhaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I had to read that a few times to get what you were saying, I was wondering how someone could deny using their genitalia.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

There have been periods in my life
when I've had next to no use for mine.
(berk, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Well no one likes a dip in the red tide

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You could rent it out for storage during those fallow periods
May as well make a bit of money out of a dry spell...
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Like an empty old bag of beef jerky, just blowing in the wind

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

...and how many bags of beef jerky do you see on a daily basis, just blowing in the wind?
(If you work in or live near a beef jerky packaging plant then I apologise for my scepticism.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Well apologise now bitch as I am CEO of "Beef curtain Jerky"
"the fishy jerky"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You sell used mingeflaps as a snack?

...I don't really know what to say to that.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

You should try their 'flap-jacks'.
A most unusual taste, not unlike licking a battery.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

NOM NOM NOM?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

I think less "Nom nom nom" than whatever sound one would make when biting down on a piece of old leather
as he or she prepares to undergo an amputation in a situation where anaesthetic is not readily available.
(LongJohnBaldry, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Bob Dylan's unreleased South African-themed classic

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Same here, I think most people call it the 21st century.
=(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

so you were abused as a child too? :(
oh poor gonz
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

At least he was getting some then

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Wow, I created a dull thread.
I'm glad I went for lunch rather than staying to take part.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

BALDMONKEY GOT A LEGO ROBOT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

one of my friends has the ugliest kids you've ever seen
i mean, it looks like they are both properly down with the syndrome.

how do you compliment that without looking as if you are lying and mocking?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)

"Aren't you lucky, you can barely tell its got Down's Syndrome at all!"

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Proper lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Smiley?
Happy?
Quiet?
That tongue could do some damage to my flaps?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

say ghenghis khan, he conquered half the world

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

ask how they're doing developmentally
E.g. crawling, verbalising, or whatever is age appropriate. Then say how good that is. Avoid the urge to finish the sentence with "considering".
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)