So far today I have found:

Where I can smoke.
That fish and chips for lunch costs £4.00 from the office canteen.
A clean toilet for my morning dump.
At least three women in the office who are now on my "would" list.

I once lost my driving license (not for speeding or dd before anyone asks). It was a complete nuisance.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:07, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Fish and chips costs zero pounds from our canteen.
I'm off to spend my £4 winnings on cakes and sweets.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:13, Reply)

I'm trying to think of what you could have lost it for
that would be less bad than speeding, to be honest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

giving his bf a blowie in the fast lane of the m6

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

He is Gillian Taylforth etc

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

now that WOULD be a surprise

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Is there a prize ?
I'll go with epilepsy
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:23, Reply)

which would make my suggestion even more dangerous

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

for the recipient anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

chewy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Top dangergobble.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Correct.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

\o/
It helps that everyone here is pretty stupid with zero retention unless it's pie related
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 10 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)