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	Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW?  Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
	
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	 Exactly?
	Exactly?
 	Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35,
	
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	 I am wearing knickers, as it happens.
	I am wearing knickers, as it happens.
 	
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berk, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:38,
	
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	 One day you'll post 'commando' style.
	One day you'll post 'commando' style.
 	And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39,
	
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	 I really am starting to worry about us.
	I really am starting to worry about us.
 	We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.
I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41,
	
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	 I think you've just become funny these days.
	I think you've just become funny these days.
 	A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46,
	
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	 That'll be what it is.
	That'll be what it is.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:50,
	
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	 What does this week hold in store?
	What does this week hold in store?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53,
	
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	 I have to get that application in
	I have to get that application in
 	but apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54,
	
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	 I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.
	I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.
 	Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56,
	
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	 Ah, fuck 'em.
	Ah, fuck 'em.
 	In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.
I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58,
	
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	 What number is Film4 + 1? I can't find it.
	What number is Film4 + 1? I can't find it.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01,
	
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	 316 if you have Sky
	316 if you have Sky
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01,
	
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	 Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.
	Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03,
	
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	 Star Trek is bent.
	Star Trek is bent.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01,
	
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	 So's your face.
	So's your face.
 	/AC
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02,
	
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	 What does /ac mean?
	What does /ac mean?
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03,
	
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	 Auto Complete
	Auto Complete
 	It's something she's said before in the subject line.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
	
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	 autocomplete
	autocomplete
 	ie, I have typed just those words before.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05,
	
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	 You bender
	You bender
 	/AC
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05,
	
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	 Takes one to know one.
	Takes one to know one.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06,
	
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	 No it doesn't.
	No it doesn't.
 	I'm not a bender. You are.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07,
	
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	 I'm not a bender, I'm a girl.
	I'm not a bender, I'm a girl.
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07,
	
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	 Bender Woman!
	Bender Woman!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:12,
	
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	 In her satin tights
	In her satin tights
 	fighting for her rights
or something
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:15,
	
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	 Exactly.
	Exactly.
 	In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17,
	
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	 Oh, you so want me
	Oh, you so want me
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:18,
	
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	 Like non alcoholic beer.
	Like non alcoholic beer.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19,
	
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	 You hear that noise?
	You hear that noise?
 	That was Gonz reaching full bongle.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39,
	
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	 You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.
	You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:44,
	
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	 Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?
	Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?
 	You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53,
	
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	 I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.
	I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.
 	
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:59,
	
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 	en a
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01,
	
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	 face.
	face.
 	That took me ages to work out.
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02,
	
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	 I use Ctrl+F in these cases.
	I use Ctrl+F in these cases.
 	IT highlights them.
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€
 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
	
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	 Well, you're either both thick
	Well, you're either both thick
 	or just not as depraved as me.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
	
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	 I'm better at crazy golf.
	I'm better at crazy golf.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:06,
	
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	 I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than me
	I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than me
 	which is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09,
	
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	 hahaha
	hahaha
 	Been taken up the pier recently?
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:11,
	
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	 I should be so lucky
	I should be so lucky
 	
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod.
 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:13,
	
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	 Wayhay!
	Wayhay!
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:19,
	
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	 I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...."
	I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...." 
 	Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
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 G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08,
	
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