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Thierry Henry! What a guy. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:49,
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Just cause city can't score a goal!(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:08,
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Are you coming out to playNext Saturday Kronster?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:26,
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I have filled the downstairs toilet(not the actual toilet, mind) with books. MOving those upstairs would keep you entertained...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:05,
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Toilet booksOr Shitriture as they are also known.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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Have a wank (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13,
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Not until you send me a pic of your mum.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:34,
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I'm dying of boredom. And starving. But I can't be arsed to go out.
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I'm going to go to the shop and get a few beers.And when I come home, I'll think about ordering a curry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:33,
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I've filled 12 binbags with shite and not even scratched the surfaceI am Mr Trebus.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:29,
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You are the scat man aicmfp (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:56,
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No.Well, spotted one but it might have gone by the time the letting agent opens on Monday.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:29,
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What bit of Edinburgh are you looking at moving to?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:30,
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Near enough to town like.Saw a rasper yesterday but it had already gone.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:32,
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Yo! K to the Ris to the TINE!I'm delighed to see you've signed up to your birthday bash next weekend.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:36,
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Well there is no other reason for the gathering.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:49,
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Yaay off you Yaayer (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:56,
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It's true. I promise.I'm well mint, innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:27,
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You don't have to like mint.How is work going?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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like this: fgfseyublkp lpl uf cczzaaewypkugvcdetilndaupoyrwa(
Lisette von Falcon, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:56,
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You confuse me.Tell me K, who do you hope to head over and visit us?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03,
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who? Theres only a few american b3tans, and although she isn't actually american I'm gonna say nolongernuts for the lulz
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Lisette von Falcon, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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Stop, elaborate and listen.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:57,
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Lemsip, bed.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:00,
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What are you watching?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:01,
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Luis SuarezWhat a 'kin white somethingorother...
PS: TH14 is rather yummytastic.
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Hello The 'Mist.Are you a new person?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14,
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noeveryone is a sockpuppet of everyone else. We are a collective conciousness who is running a psycological experiment by asking itself questions to truly know itself
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:30,
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self hating idiot(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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Fuck this shit.I'm going to order a curry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:52,
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and I will enjoy it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:54,
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Stinky poohs tomorrow (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:04,
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Lamb vindaloo, tarka dall, keema naan, aubergine baiji and 4 bottles of Cobra.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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like tikka dahl but a little 'otter(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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I've ordered a murgh ramo dhakhna special.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:27,
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i have never heard of that(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32,
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In Wales, do you get to have a coal vindaloo?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:33,
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with daffodil chpattis(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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More like a misery madras served with a side dish of jobless despair. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:35,
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hey! there are loads of jobs herein call centres
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:39,
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I've just had Aloo Palak, Paneer Shashlik and Chapattis.It was NOM.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:39,
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Needs moar meatYou great big vegesexual.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:51,
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It really doesn't Indian food is one cuisine that can be interesting without meat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56,
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I like you, it's th12 now and tw14(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:23,
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The internet is so slow that I cannot browse eBay or watch Party Down without it buffering every two seconds.Might kill someone/buy a t-shirt.
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Baz. I might need some jacket advice. (
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:47,
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Hi berk.What are you doing this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:51,
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The warmest jacket I've got is some North Face one that EVERYONE seems to have now.I need an alternative. Hook me up!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:24,
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Warm, waterproof.No more than £160.00
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:17,
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I love this Barbour jacket.www.barbourbymail.co.uk/Barbour-Down-Explorer-Jacket.html
I'd buy it but my housemate has a dead similar YMC one. Does it have to have a hood?
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That's quite nice.They sell a lot of Barbour stuff in House of Fraser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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We don't have a House of Fraser up here.Only Fenwicks. Which is alright. I'm annoyed you made me go on clothes sites because there's two things I have to buy now that I wouldn't have seen otherwise.
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Evening, fuckers.I've had a busy day and now I am chilling the fuck out.
Turns out the French are a bunch of gays who can't play rugby if it's a bit cold. Obviously never played on a concrete-hard UK school playing field.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:05,
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Evening b3thDoing anything this evening?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:06,
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chilling the fuck out.Weren't you listening?
Also, job hunting, but that's not something I can get enthusiastic about.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:07,
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You need to step up the job hunt.I am.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:08,
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I'm not desperate yet.That's when my enthusiasm levels will raise.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10,
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How was your first day?I hope the bigger boys didn't steal your lunch money or refuse to tell you where the toilets are.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:13,
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I bet they showed him where the toilets werehead first.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:14,
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Really good thanks.4 hour 1:1 with my boss to start, which gave me a good grasps of what's required. Then met some of my direct reports. Will meet the rest of them, their teams and my external agencies over the next week.
Nice people, good atmosphere and four added to my "would" list.
Didn't even need lunch money - my boss paid for my plaice and chips. Found where I can smoke and a clean shitter for my morning dump.
Overall score 8/10.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:30,
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what would have made it 10/10?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:31,
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I'm guessing more people on the 'would' list.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32,
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What are you KPIs and how much of a mess is the project in?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:32,
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2 projects. Not too much mess, more in need of acceleration than anything else.Capex & revenue budgets in place, resource allocated. 4 months until first pilot. Could be a lot worse.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:34,
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Is the strategic plan already in place, or is that still to be signed off?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:37,
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As the sponsor/ programme director I have to define this based on the business plan objectives.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:45,
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In case you didn't know.The 'all you can eat free salad' thing has already been done.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:47,
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I was also disappointed to hear another lot already had the piri piri chicken gig sown up. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:49,
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There is that moment when you're about to eat piri piri chicken when you remember you don't like it.It happens in a Nando second.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:50,
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Step away from the internet and eat your curry.PLEASE.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:53,
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That's a good point. It hasn't arrived yet.I'll call them and find out where it is.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56,
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I'm trying chinese food ONE. LAST. TIME... if I don't like it, it's offical, after 10 years, I've gone off the stuff.1 X 462. Thai Coconut Egg Fried Rice with Pineapple (Rice & Noodles.)
1 X 121. Sweet & Sour Chicken (Sweet & Sour Dishes)
1 X 101. Crispy Chilli King Prawn Kong Po Style (Seafood Dishes.) - Deep fried prawns lightly in batter with sweet & sour, spicy garlic sauce
1 X 214. Toffee Banana (4) (Desserts) - Banana with crunchy toffee & sesame seed coating
1 X 26. Prawn Crackers (Starters) -
1 X 25. Crispy Seaweed (Starters) - Garnished with cashew nuts
1 X 19. Roast Pork Belly (Starters) - Separate with cup of Hoi Sin sauce
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:38,
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Yeah', I think I should have swapped the sweet'n'sour for blackbeen, but it's a different one I'm try that I've not been before, and I use sweet'n'sour chicken as a baseline for all oriental resturants.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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I really don't like blackbean sauce.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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I do, what do you like when you go chinese?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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I usually get a set meal.A starter, a main and either rice or chow mein. I couldn't eat everything you've ordered.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:44,
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That's pretty much what I normally get.Thinking about what I've ordered though, I'll only eat one plate full tonight and nosh on some other bits.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56,
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You keep saying nosh.It's not getting any less funny.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:05,
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especially 'noshing on bits'(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:09,
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If a nosh is what you're thinking then I'm ..... Damn, I can't find a yiddish word for hungry/starving.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:11,
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I googled around too, but couldn't find one I recongise, which means it's not homely for me to use, for lack of a better word.Not saying I know every word, I know there are words out there that I don't know, but it feels to me as forign as coming up with the word in any language, which means it's not coming from me.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:19,
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FOOD'S HERE(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:21,
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Now _that's_ an order I can commit too in any context.It's pretty good, I think I've found My Local Chinese now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:32,
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that is a lot of food(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:40,
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Yeah', it's all I'd eat all weekend though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:41,
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those toffee bananas sound aceI'd be bouncing off the walls - post some over!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:42,
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Yeah', couldn't resist them check this menu out, it fucking rocks.www.just-eat.co.uk/restaurants-hoviwa-en1/menu#341
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:56,
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Yeah', but to be fair, most people would spend similar money down the pub on booze.... and I've been working all day.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:57,
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It's an over-indulgance, the equivlient to drinking 8 pints over a whole weekend though.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:58,
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Evening' allI have Ethiopian Jazz, a beer I haven't tried before and a full belly.
How are you all?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:00,
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Ethiopian Jazzies Are invisible white chocolate buttons covered in hundreds and thousands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:06,
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Evening JeffThat curry still not arrived then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:09,
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I have sharted (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:19,
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I have asthma (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:23,
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I had MTV Rocks on earlier.I don't anymore.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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I've just finished my curry.And I have beer.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:30,
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Oh berk, do you ever do that thing where you put a big spoonfull in your mouth, then when it's in your mouth, turn the spoon upside down, then slowly pull it out of your mouth with it closed?'cus if you do, I bet it's _exactly_ how I'm picturing it right now.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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Exactly?Only if she admits to doing it while only wearing her knickers.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:35,
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One day you'll post 'commando' style.And North London will drown in a river of Gonz Jizz.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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I really am starting to worry about us.We seem to be on the sme wavelength far too often.
I'm starting to think somerset has shaved a few IQ points off me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:41,
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I think you've just become funny these days.A skill I've had for YEARS. I fact, it's only second to my modesty.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:46,
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What does this week hold in store?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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I have to get that application inbut apart from that, there's nothing wildly exciting.
How did you go with that contract application?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:54,
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I spoke to one of the agencies and they seemed really vague about the role.Which led me to think that they were just fishing for details, so I didn't take it any further.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:56,
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Ah, fuck 'em.In other news, the new Star Trek film is on Film 4 +1.
I really *am* a huge JJ Abrams fangirl.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:58,
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What number is Film4 + 1? I can't find it.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:01,
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Ah damn, that's probably why I don't have the +1, I'm on freeview.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:03,
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Auto CompleteIt's something she's said before in the subject line.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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autocompleteie, I have typed just those words before.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05,
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No it doesn't.I'm not a bender. You are.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:07,
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In her satin tightsfighting for her rights
or something
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:15,
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Exactly.In her corrective shoes.
Going up the pier.
She's a QUEEEEEEEEEER!
BENDER WOMAN!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:17,
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You hear that noise?That was Gonz reaching full bongle.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:39,
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You're wearing knickers, I'm wearing pants (which are knickers for boys really), we're wearing gential-area covering clothing.....*sigh*.....SOOO much in common.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:44,
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Are you coming to Bristol in April Gonz?You'll be able to tell berk all about your pants then.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:53,
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I'm afraid I'm sitting on the fence on this one 'till the day, on account of my health stuff. I know I'd pay more for train and hotel, but I'm afraid that'll how I'd have to roll.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 21:59,
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face.That took me ages to work out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:02,
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I use Ctrl+F in these cases.IT highlights them.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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Well, you're either both thickor just not as depraved as me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:04,
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I think *everybody* is better at crazy golf than mewhich is ironic, when you consider how much time I spend down tehre practising.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:09,
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hahahaBeen taken up the pier recently?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:11,
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I thought you were correcting the expression from "sitting on the fence" to "sitting a the ...." Nope, I'm thick, what you saying?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:08,
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I could absolutely murder a giant, giant plate of sushi. Instead I think I'm gonna have porridge. Where did it all go so wrong.
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Leave. Now. I'm going into town to buy this tomorrow, it's the best t-shirt in the world.
www.endclothing.co.uk/brands/norse-projects/norse-projects-niels-boucle-tee-9.html
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Fifty quid for a t-shirt is quite a lot.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:26,
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oh greatI've broken OT. So um - what would be the best sex party/sporting event crossover?
I reckon S&M Croquet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:39,
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Ultimate Figging.A combination of figging and Ultimate Frisbee.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:41,
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Figging
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47,
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so it would be like trying to frisbee a piece of shaped ginger into an orifice?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:50,
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I was thinking more along the lines of trying to play frisbee with a bit of ginger up your arse.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:53,
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that would make for some lively frisbee(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:54,
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isn't that just wanking while shitting?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44,
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It might be in Wales.In the rest of the UK, it's the art of playing curling, but it's made more difficult by the fact you've got to brush the ice whilst having a crafty tug.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:46,
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imagine the frozen trails of spunk(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:55,
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It would stop the stone from moving if one team are trying to brush the rink cleanAnd the other team are trying desperately to jizz in it's path.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:56,
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That would certainly make the game more interesting.Each team could have a defensive (wanking) section and an offensive (brushing) section.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:58,
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The brushes should be made from pubic hair.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:00,
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and the puck thingsfrom frozen shit
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:02,
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you're the one who plays scat wank curling!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08,
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Sorry, I was drooling over Karl Urban.How about muff diving?
Tossing the caber?
Quoits?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:47,
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QuenderRender.The art of re-rendering a wall, whilst taking abuse from PD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51,
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huhuhucross cuntry
I'm not good at this
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:51,
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Evenin' all.And how are we this evening? I'm rather good thanks.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:05,
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What makes you so good?(Also, I've not forgotten your CV, I've been busy. But I will pick it up soon).
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:06,
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Natural talent, innit?(no worries, cheers Jeff, pints etc.)
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09,
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I'm still snufflybut have you read what happened to my mate?
nothing interesting happens to me like that these days
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:07,
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You paint things orange.Have you got any photos of your orange walls?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08,
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yeah, but i posted it on fb and you ain't there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09,
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i'm on the wrong computerunless I uploaded it to b3tards or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:14,
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Either you can't be arsed.Or your walls look rubbish.
It's one or the other.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19,
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Does this work?a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/430761_10150538442206820_666736819_9416436_1405607195_n.jpg?dl=1
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:19,
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ahthe quiet avoidance of an opinion
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23,
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It's interesting Captain.How steep is the hill outside the big window? It looks massive.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:25,
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Also.How long have you kept QC locked in your living room?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28,
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I just C&Ped the link from FB, innit?(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:30,
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fairly steepbut not as steep as many round here
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:33,
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Do the piggies like their new home?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:34,
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not reallytheir room is cold because I'm not sure they should be in the lounge as there's a boiler in here. This also means they get less attention from me (I used to talk to them a lot when they were in the same room as me)
I will introduce them to grass soon, this should change their minds
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:36,
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Innit.Get 'em stoned and they'll be well happy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:37,
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stoned guinea pigs would be weird
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:38,
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Higgs and HomerHomer reverted to being homer after his day of being Jeff
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42,
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Are they good mates.Or is Homer just too cool and good looking for Higgs?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:42,
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they are friends nowbut homer does sometimes chase higgs round while making his weird grumbly noise
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44,
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Just like me!You should call him Jeff again for the day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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Your mate? no, not read nuffink.You'll be good, your front room is ORANGE, nothing can go wrong
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:10,
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Hello youHave you seen our friend in the north?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:12,
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I suppose so.Not the cheeriest bunny in the hutch and I doubt I helped much.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:23,
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*Worries a lot as well*I've sent a parcel.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28,
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I sent one before xmasMight be time for another one...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:44,
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nothing to worry about, she'll be fine.I was just very tired yesterday and not at my7 most cheering.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:28,
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Songs of the evening.I'm on a Metronomy buzz after Thursday's gig.
youtu.be/JYYLCZJYGEQ
youtu.be/tiIQabMaRz0 (an absolute banger live)
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that remix is OKsince I don't usually like it when people do that to tunes
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:37,
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no i don'texcept when they lead somewhere good
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:40,
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I'm quite fond of a nice remix, or even a cover version.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:51,
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Would you like me to fix you up with a cover version?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:53,
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Fuck it. I'll do it anyway.www.youtube.com/watch?v=0p-yF3IXMTs
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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damnthat reminds me, I've not put the new covers on the bed.
best be off then
laters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:54,
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