isn't that just wanking while shitting?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:44, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

It might be in Wales.
In the rest of the UK, it's the art of playing curling, but it's made more difficult by the fact you've got to brush the ice whilst having a crafty tug.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)

imagine the frozen trails of spunk

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:55, Reply)

It would stop the stone from moving if one team are trying to brush the rink clean
And the other team are trying desperately to jizz in it's path.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)

That would certainly make the game more interesting.
Each team could have a defensive (wanking) section and an offensive (brushing) section.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:58, Reply)

The brushes should be made from pubic hair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:00, Reply)

and the puck things
from frozen shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:02, Reply)

You're SICK.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)

you're the one who plays scat wank curling!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

You added the scat element.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:08, Reply)

scatter brain

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)