I don't think there's anything scummy about porridge.
Tastes amazing with the right amount of cinnamon and fake sugar, it's slow burning so keeps you full throughout the day and it's great for keeping in shape.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:22, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

it's the eating it for two meals thing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Cinnamon and fake sugar?
Fucking hell. That's the worst thing I've ever read on here. You nasty dirty cunt.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:25, Reply)

Putting real sugar in things is for fat messes.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Says the person on the porridge-and-fake-sugar diet.
Fake. Fucking. Sugar. You tragedy. You terrible fucking tragedy.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I'm not a food person and I make no apologies for that.
I just eat to survive (and stay skinny).
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Kill yourself now.
The rest of your life is just a waste of cereals.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

actually that's not true
lots more research these days showing that you are much better to have a tiny bit of the real thing than bigger amounts of the diet substitutes, which are full of fake badness like aspartame, which can cause insulin rushes and then crashes that make you eat more, etc etc.

of course, the problem probably lies in the words "a tiny bit"...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I used real sugar for ages.
I still eat the same amount of food every day, and use the same amount of fake sugar as I would the real stuff. I do completely agree with what you say though, it can easily be just as bad/worse if you don't use it right.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:52, Reply)

i went out with a personal trainer for a little while
and he was adamant that you should be using the real stuff. for example, he said never mix animal and vegetable - eg fry vegetables in a drop of olive oil, but use organic unsalted butter if you are cooking meat/fish.

he was a walking example of his own healthy eating tips, but god he was dull.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

And a credulous meat-head.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

i am trying to remember the name of his diet
i think it was along the lines of the metabolic diet, ie some people should eat some things, and others should eat others.

i switched off after a while. he was quite depressing to date, even with a 6pack of iron.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)

"Shut up and keep doing the squat thrusts!"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

"take your top off when i'm talking... to..... y....."

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Speaking as somebody with type 1 diabetes I feel I ought to point out that this is bollocks.
Kthx.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

the research is def out there
whether it is bollocks or not is way beyond my feeble non-sciencey brain
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)

His sense of taste is abysmal, a weapon that he puts to good use by rimming out birds for hours on end
lol you should see the jackets and shoes that he links to as well lol
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I've never licked an arse that tastes like cinnamon.
I'm obviously doing it wrong.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I've licked a few that were covered in "porridge" though.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 13:32, Reply)