No-one told this chap:
www.courtsandhackett.com/keiths_ring.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

and it proves my point beyond any doubt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)

You're right.
Keith Richards isn't cool.

*does proper belm-with-fliddy-arm-wave combo*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)

maybe like 40 years ago, but he's way too old now
and that little girl he was banging, yuck
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

You're thinking of Woody Allen.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

no keith was knocking uglies with some girl of about 19 it was really horrible
i saw it in heat magazine
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

oh wait it was ronnie wood, but they're practically the same person

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)

He was in a superb band call the Birds in the mid-60s*.
Because of The Byrds they had to change their name to...'Birds Birds' which really is incredibly shit isn't it?

*best tune 'Say Those Magic Words'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)

i like nickelback

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)

God me too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

i like photograph and rock star
and how you remind me, i don't like the explicit lyrics in S.E.X tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Or this one:
crazypigdesigns.blogspot.com/2010/05/iggy-pop-skull-ring.html
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

he was alright til he did adverts

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

He's much more alright now than he was between about 1975 and 1990
when he was proper shit with terrible hair and hanging out with that cunt Bowie.

'The Passenger'?
'China Girl'?

No thanks Jim.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

i liked passenger and lust for life and mask

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I didn't.
Siouxsie and the Banshees did a great cover of The Passenger though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

of which one?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

Edited.
Soz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)

i liked the wesley snipes film passenger 87 too

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)

My pal recorded a song with Iggy Pop*.
He practically shat himself with excitement when he met him. Tried to take a picture of him with his arm round him and fucked up: he has a picture of his own arm to show the grandchildren. I pretended not to find this hilarious.

*www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzZzDbRp3z4
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)

my mum met susannah from brookside

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)

My mum's actress mate was in Crossroads.
Unfortunately I mean the shit TV show, not the 'blues Karate Kid' 80s lol-fest of the same name.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)

i saw les dennis at a function once

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)

I can't top this.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)

I can.
I served Mike Nolan a cup of tea in a pub once. I don't think he's allowed alcohol now he's retarted.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)

i saw that simon guy who was on the radio in the 80s at an airport

EDIt Mayo, it was Simon Mayo
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

No, he's too famous, sorry.
He still does a radio 2 show, a film show on radio 5 AND he's about to start hosting Blockbusters.

Mike Nolan just drinks tea, argues about who has the right to use the name Bucks Fizz and drools a lot.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

I saw 80s pop sensation Paul Young at Heathrow once.
He was wearing a hat which he took off and put on the desk. Unless he was LYING in his lyrics that therefore meant that he now lives in Heathrow airport.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:47, Reply)

penelope keith stole our lawnmower

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Airport spot #2
I saw The Cheeky Girls at Malaga airport. That was life.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:48, Reply)

i saw doctor fox in1996

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

...where he still lives to this very day

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I saw Valerie Singleton in Birmingham Airport
Top that.

(with glitter and sticky backed plastic)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

I know Ben from A1
he is a cunt
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

I'll bet you do.
I'M SAYING YOU ARE BENT.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)

toby anstis caused a swingball accident which cost my brother four of the fingers on his left hand

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:50, Reply)

AA was sexually abused by Neil Buchanan between the ages of 6 and 13

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:51, Reply)

sean maguire repainted my grandad's bedroom

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

My pal Mat had a wardrobe delivered by Stewpot from Grange Hill.
All of mine bar the AA one are actually true.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

ages of 6 and 13 bumcheeks
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Hahahahah
^ Childish lol of the day
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

The guy who plays the nasty old English rapist in Braveheart drinks in my local

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:54, Reply)

The weasally cockney man from 'Lock Stock'
drinks in the Yucatan Bar in Stoke Newington
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I wanted to speak to this chap and Say i recognised him as the nasty old rapist from Braveheart
but I was told in no uncertain terms not to : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)

In case he raped you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:01, Reply)

My brother went out with the girl who played Adele Murray in Brookside

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)

Your brother sounds like as big a liar as mine.
Mine does actually exist though so I'm still winning.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:52, Reply)

They went to the same school, it's not out of the realms of possibility

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Your brother did not go to the same school as mine.
Now YOU'RE doing it too.

STOP WITH THE LYING, OK?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:07, Reply)

I mean my brother went to the same school as her.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Backpedalling AND lying, AA?
I thought better of you, I really did.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 17:28, Reply)