Was originally planning on going to the pub with a few mates
But the girl who has organised it has a fella who really can't stand me at the minute, and it would just cause issues if I went there, so I'm not sure what I'm doing yet.

Alt: My friend David and I are as close as brothers. Arguably more so, as he doesn't get on with his brothers.

Alt Alt: Just read this on facebook, it made me titter somewhat -
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If you were Terri Schiavo
I wouldn't unplug you'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:13, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I just fraped a colleague with
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm into scat,
so shower me with poo.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:28, Reply)

Haha
If I get the chance to get anywhere near my housemates', it'll be this -
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
We ran out of lube
It hurts when I poo"
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

Roses are red
Violets are grey
You don't want to shag me
Because you are gay!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)