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Is anyone planning on doing anything for valentines day?For all you lonely shut-ins, how are you planning on washing away the soul crushing pain this year?
Alt: Me and Gonz are beard brothers, do you have an unrelated sibling?
Other Alt: Fuck knows, talk about whatever you like.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:45,
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Hello MMPSI forgot to wash my darks this weekend. As a result I am currently going commando. Happy Valentine's Day.
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Kroney, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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Are all your undercrackers not brown?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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As out babysitters (my parents) have fucked off to Malta for a week, me and Mrs Cow are staying in tonightI shall be ordering the finest Indian takeaway for us both to nom and also drink wine.
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Me and my mate Stu. Exactly the same sense of humour and always a joy to go for a pint with. Trouble is, he lives in Zurich now
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Is everyone's job going mental this year, or is it just mine? I could actually work about 20 hours a day, 7 days a week at the moment and still not get everything done. I'm having to cherry pick issues to resolve on a "who shouts loud enough/emails the most directors" basis
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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I've never had so little work to do.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:53,
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Your Alt Alt - I seem to be spending more and more time on hereregardless of how busy I am.
This is not healthy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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I need here as an escape from work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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All work and no b3ta make sportscow a dull boyAll work and no b3ta make sportscow a dull boy
All work and no b3ta make sportscow a dull boy
All work and no b3ta make sportscow a dull boy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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Last year I went to the cinema with my mate,we walked past KFC, there were couples in there having a romantic meal.
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Ahh, the Bargain BucketOr TBG's vadge, as it is more commonly known
Actually, TGB, are you here today? I am buying some motherfucking towel rails from your old company this week
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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ah, highest of all the high class.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:56,
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B3tans DO occasionally leave the house then?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:11,
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I leave the house to go sign on once a fortnight.It's terrifying.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:53,
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I'm going training I imagine.Mrs B has a netball game. Romance, right there.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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POW, take that St Valentine.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:58,
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i'm making my girlfriend a lovely meal tonight and i got her a card and chocolatesshe told me in no uncertain terms not to do anything, so i am expecting to get told off for not doing anything
me and suzie quixote are twins conjoined at teh labia
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she already there, broi gots to be unnerstannin tho, baby just lost her childhood cat
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oh man, shit just got real.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:02,
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for surenot gonna be romantic tonight, gonna be grievous, gonna get our condolences on
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Cooled Valentine's dinner on Saturday night.I'm too close to old age to be arsed to do anything on a week night. I just want my slippers and my supper.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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fucks sake, i'm really horny for sasha now cos of that badger prick(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:01,
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But I'm marriedI actually proposed 4 years ago today, fact fans
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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haha, you cheesy cuntgonna save so much money on joint valantines day/ anniversary presents, you crafty fucker
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We didn't get married on Valentine's Day though(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:06,
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oh i see, pointing out how stupid i am to seem big are we? taking the piss you areyour still a cheesy cunt
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On the scampi fries & wotsits again?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:17,
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Smoked haddock poached in off milk(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:18,
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I dislike the fact that restaurants have fixed menus on Valentines. It's a con I tells ya!
I shall be taking the Mrs to Paris for dinner tonight on the Eurostar followed by the Follies Bergerac.
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I thought that was in Jersey(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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It is - there's little to see, just a patch of Nettles really.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:07,
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It is the wrong time of year to visit thoughHe should go in mid-summer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:10,
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bergeraclols.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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You'd better be getting some good head.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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Smacked IN the the head! Specially after last Friday with Boyce.
I'm not really doing all that. I just told her I was.
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You two would get on like a Reichstag on fire.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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The original meaning of 'going dutch'(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:11,
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he's taking swipe and she never bloody shuts up about iti bet even with a cock in her mouth she'd be going 'omfg dime deally gfood fat dsucking mfcock spluck hurk'
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Like a cute angry dyslexic puppy.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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awww, it's growling.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:42,
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We're both skint so I shall cook a low-key meal and that will be it.Perhaps we'll cuddle up afterwards and watch a DVD - 'Hitler and The Occult' from my Xmas box set, is what I'm thinking.
Alt: Stunned poster is my unrelated sibling. Worst still we are twins. I know exactly how Dave West must feel about his brother Fred.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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Probably asked you this before, but have you ever seen 'The Rise Of Evil'?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:14,
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That's worth a watch, if you ever get the timeYou'll probably pick holes in the historical side of it, but as a drama, it's thoroughly enjoyable.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:22,
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said the surgeon to AA(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:55,
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I'm going to see a non romantic film with a platonic female friend, this way neither of us has to kill anyone.(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)
That's what you think Suze.She's washing it out as we speak though, just in case.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:24,
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Nope, she's an ex, we are good friends but neither of us want to be moreplus she's still all fucked up over her ex.
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i've already volanteered, i'd do suzie, suzie is such a fit girl name(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:18, Reply)
A Valentine's Day massacre?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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i did this quiz once and one of the questions was 'in which city was the valantines massacre'and every one said it was new york and i said no it was chicago, and i won
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+ other stolen feminine undergarments(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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I like to imagine many of them(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:54,
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Was originally planning on going to the pub with a few matesBut the girl who has organised it has a fella who really can't stand me at the minute, and it would just cause issues if I went there, so I'm not sure what I'm doing yet.
Alt: My friend David and I are as close as brothers. Arguably more so, as he doesn't get on with his brothers.
Alt Alt: Just read this on facebook, it made me titter somewhat -
'Roses are red,
Violets are blue
If you were Terri Schiavo
I wouldn't unplug you'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:13,
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I just fraped a colleague withRoses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm into scat,
so shower me with poo.
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HahaIf I get the chance to get anywhere near my housemates', it'll be this -
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
We ran out of lube
It hurts when I poo"
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:30,
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Roses are red
Violets are grey
You don't want to shag me
Because you are gay!
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I'll cook something for the misses and maybe watcha film with winesame as almost everynight really
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:23,
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Well Apey certainly wasn't a hit(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:27,
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There be a little tension at the moment due to an upcoming stag doand the vast expense of it, but nothing one up the shitpipe won't smooth over
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:29,
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I hope she lubes her 15 incher first thenBrace for impact
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:32,
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Britain is the best at something!www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9081177/Worlds-fattest-man-tended-by-seven-carers-a-day.html
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:31,
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I kind of feel sorry for himbut this made me lol "Up to eight ambulance officers manoeuvre him from his bed to the ambulance by stretcher or a special bag which can be used to drag him along the floor"
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see when people get that big i can't help but think:"it's not like he is going to the shops, or even the fridge by himself, so all it takes for him to loose weight is for who ever feeds him to give him less" this should work at least until he's down to a mobile weight. Looked at another way somebody is killing him by giving him that much food.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:57,
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My new GF - yes fact fans, do keep up - is cooking for meand then we're off to the pub quiz. Romance right here ladiesundgentlemen.
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My wife is in Edinburgh, so we will do something on Sunday* instead.So I shall have a massive porn and beer fest this evening.
*unlikely given who I am spending my Saturday evening with, as I will be either hungover, on remand or both.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:35,
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Who said romance was dead? *classicpornlols*
"This little bitch has a sweet ass!"
"I'd like to know what that feels like on the INSIDE!"
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"All right, I'll watch"(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:43,
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i sware you are the most vocal virgin i have ever seen on the internet(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:45, Reply)
I thought it was very funny, and should have got a number of "lol" replies.(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:03, Reply)
this has turned out to be the worst vanaltines day everi've got a nice cup of tea, but we're out of biskits, FML
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I found a pube in the coins when i was cashing up this morning :((
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:40,
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I don't even know whose pube it was so how can it be a date?that was lazy, Quent. poor show.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:44,
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RootaI think I'm going to be in Liverpool tomorrow night. Is there somewhere good to eat that will feed me vegetarian food and feed a six year old too?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:05,
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Everywhere does vegetarian.Do you want city centre? Do you want a restaurant, a bistro, or a hippy non-matching furniture vegetarian place?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:17,
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I'm going to send him to Hot Chilli on Berry StreetLOL
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:26,
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I tried that and google recommended somewhere called Hot Chillis on Berry St(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:31,
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City CentreNot fussed about the place, as long as it will do fish fingers and chips or some shit, for kids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:27,
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fish ain't vegetarianAlso: www.jdwetherspoon.co.uk/
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:38,
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Vegetarian for meFish fingers and chips for the boy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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well if you want fish and chips for the kid, you'd be best off thinking of your favourite chain and finding the liverpool branch i reckon.And that's not an insult.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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I just meant: has got a kids menuBut thanks anyway.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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Alright, thanks anyway.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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There is a veggie place near Liverpool Central, can't remember the name of it currently...(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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You see Quinten - it is this sort of personal recommendation that Google just can't provide.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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Jump on Google maps street view and wander around near the station(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:50,
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They won't do fish n chips for the kid though.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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TrueI don't really know restaurants in the town centre that well, so I'm no use. It's very rare for me to be sober there.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:55,
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i just got the world's biggest bunch of flowers, really beautiful onessadly for my love life, they actually turned out to be from my recently vacated flatmate, thanking me for letting her have my spare room.
try explaining THAT to every cooing colleague and secretary who catches sight of them and rushes in...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:56,
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you think you got problems?i jsut had to delete my old boss from facebook
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"fiona" sounds nothing like "gary"you lied to us all.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:03,
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Yeah, I washed Carface's pants. That's a stunning gesture of adoration.In the washing machine, not by hand. I totally less than three him, as the kids say.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:58,
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Man, that's devotion.Also, Carface? has there been an accident?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 11:59,
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Terrible iPhone spelling right there.He's still a Catface really.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:01,
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phew.if catface had become carface then presumably there would be a risk of takinghimtothevetsface
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:06,
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gee, that won't annoy everybody else, you sad little manbadger, i said: if it helps, he is the homo part, and you are the erotic part, darling.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:22,
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fuck only knowsI'm well confused.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:23,
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Oh, have we had some thread deleting?joy.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:24,
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it's shallowcunt's HILARIOUSway of ignoring me: to annoy everyone else by deleting any thread that i post in. the sooner he fucks off on holiday and we all get a break, the better!
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shallow cunts are the worsti was with this one girl and she only let me use the top few inches and you have no idea how frustrating that is. we lasted 3 weeks
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I am utterly ashamed to recognise this quotation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:43,
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I typed a long answer and then it was deleted. That's 45 seconds of my life I won't get back.
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A cock gaz with "Thread deletion" written on the shaft would probably be quicker.(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)
I am suffering a similar grievance following this deletion.Last time I try bothering with a reasoned argument on the internet...
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i'm happy with that, badgerprick can wear my hockey shirt any time(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:24, Reply)
textbook internet once more.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:45,
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i fucking love thread deletion.Not if it's to delete a pricky thing you said yourself, but if it's to cause people to foam at the mouth I love it.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:25,
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oooh you're such a stirrer (said in cilla black's accent)(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:32,
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Look at the state it gets you in!It's some shitey chit-chat being deleted from a forum for mongs. Let it wash over you. Like warm jizz.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:36,
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Cilla Black is a cunt.I'd like to "Surprise Surprise" her. With a chainsaw. Held to her neck.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:37,
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she does have alarmingly good legs though, for her age(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:40,
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She won't after I've got her with the chainsaw.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:41,
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They should be hidden. She knocks me sick.you know, maybe your nan's got pins like that BUT SHE DOESN'T GET THEM OUT BECAUSE SHE'S AN ARLD NANA.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:47,
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Like all good Scousers, she lives in Buckinghamshire. McCartney, Black, Tarby.
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I think she's fit.And she's a baby compared to him.
And he's lived there for years. That's how they met.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:52,
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No it can fuck off. After all that hassle sorting flowers yesterday, she's ill and not at work. Amazing.
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I'm actually fuming. I might phone the florist and get them to deliver them tomorrow, the whole point was to embarrass her and cause a commotion in her office cos she hates stuff like this.
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Wow, embarrass her cause a commotion and she hates it?You old smoothie.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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She'd love the flowers and couldn't have hinted anymore that she wanted some. But sent to her home not work.
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So you sent them to her work.Instead of her house.
This has worked out so well for you!
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:02,
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I don't know her home address though. And if she was at work like she would be normally there'd be no one in to answer at home.
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not creepy at all.Baz, are you a stalker?
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:11,
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did you send them twice?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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did you send them twice?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:20,
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nothing gets the clunge dripping like public humiliation.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:01,
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 12:59,
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guarantee you she's in bed with whatever fit bloke she got her hands on(, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 13:31, Reply)
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