I seem to have developed a sort of pied-piper-esque
ability to acquire random children in soft-play areas. I think it's because most parents/adults refuse to go in and just sit around drinking coffee therefore any that do are fair game. But it'd make me a brilliant child abducter if needs be.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I find this when I'm playing with my son
Dads who get involved are such rare currency that I am quickly surrounded by other people's kids.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that, actually
now you mention it, the only other adults in there do tend to be women.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

You should feel their balls, Badge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Since it's usually with my nephew
and therefore in Surrey, you do get some top-notch young milf action in the soft plays, I have to say.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)