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And that's why I didn't contribute to the previous thread.
What is the most childish thing you have ever done as an adult?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:14, 184 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

YM
It could also be the fact that one of my housemates was asleep on the couch during the snow, so we opened the french doors, and pelted him with snowballs.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

When she was childish?
Fucking nonce.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

A child

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Shit myself.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I want to point and laugh.
but...

It was the paella, OK?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

yes you are
i'm getting really good at this internet
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

i was really winding macl up yesterday omg he was so pissed off
he texted me today about it to, ig ot him to wish me aids and cancer and say cuntcuntcuntcuntcunt
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:16, Reply)

i still like to ride the trolley across the supermarket car park if nobody is looking
that's fairly childish
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

No, you have an adults shame. Not caring if anyone is looking would be childish.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I've never even seen a trolley
with a dildo attachment.
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Kroney, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:18, Reply)

That's because it's behind you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:20, Reply)

i've never seen anyone who was recently dumped go on about sex toys so much

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I don't think he was dumped,
I think she got a puncture.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:22, Reply)

probably too vigorous with the sex toys

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Signed up to this childish site
And pretended to be a man, just so I could be close to my beloved Quinten.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)

That's not how you spell Suzi.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

I can't hide any more, not today.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

if you really were sasha we'd be naked and cybering right now
which i'm not, but i might be
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I'm naked.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Oh Suzi, WHY?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

I'm sorry Monty, what we had was special
But Qinten is my true love. If he rejects me now I shall follow him forever in a Swipe-like frenzy of spurned love.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

you got skype?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I'll install it for you baby.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

ok be quick i'm losing wood

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

It's OK, I'm hard enough for both of us.

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Did Chompy finally kill /OT?
Or did I accidentally put everybody except Quinten on ignore?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)

With som help from Quintin
Deleting is the cardinal sin on here and they just keep on at it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)

I didn't notice Quinten did it, I just saw the whole thread had gone.
Which I'd been expecting since I saw who started it anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

We've all got you on ignore

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Ah, OK.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

Apart from Nakers.
He's trying to groom you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:33, Reply)

He's succeeding.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I'm the fucking saviour of this place and you know it.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

One of the best things about fatherhood is having the excuse to act like an utter child on a regular basis.
Recently I have:

1) pretended to be a pirate in a public park, having swordfights with sticks and bellowing piratical sayings
2) made a den out of two chairs and blankets
3) hunted for treasure
4) performed a variety of impressions including every Spongebob character bar Sandy, a giant, the aforementioned pirates and Bagpuss. For fucking HOURS.

I bloody love it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:32, Reply)

That will be even more fun when you have your daughter with you.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

As soon as I am released from this secure unit all will be well.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I know it's from a fella you 'aint a fan of, but I really like Scroobious Pip's line "Not everyone who plays with a child who is not their own is a peadofile, some people are just nice".

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Some paedophiles might be nice too.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I like to think I’m not all bad.

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

No just
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1421483
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Got my tickets for Cardiff. Cannot wait!

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

schweeet !
He's pretty much always got something going on in london, I really need to check him out. I also wanted to see Offspring last year.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

If I lived in London I would gig it every night I think.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I am looking forward to such things when my daughter gets older.
Particularly building a den. Brilliant.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I seem to have developed a sort of pied-piper-esque
ability to acquire random children in soft-play areas. I think it's because most parents/adults refuse to go in and just sit around drinking coffee therefore any that do are fair game. But it'd make me a brilliant child abducter if needs be.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

I find this when I'm playing with my son
Dads who get involved are such rare currency that I am quickly surrounded by other people's kids.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

I hadn't thought of that, actually
now you mention it, the only other adults in there do tend to be women.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

You should feel their balls, Badge.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Since it's usually with my nephew
and therefore in Surrey, you do get some top-notch young milf action in the soft plays, I have to say.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I feel sick

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Toilet quick

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Too late - done it on a plate

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

^ HOW'S THAT FOR CHILDISH?

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:35, Reply)

spot on

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

I just spoke to my Dad.
I bet you don't feel sick for the same reason my Mum does today.

Apparently she decided that there were stains in the coffee mugs, so she bleached them. Then made a coffee. Stupid cow is in bed with bleach poisoning.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Does that mean table tennis is off?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

hahahah.
No, Dad's up for some one on one with you.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I love a good sword fight.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:38, Reply)

So does he. But until he finds someone with a decent size sword he said he'll make do with dagger fighting with you.

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

LOL.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

LOL

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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:37, Reply)

in bed?
that's not really going to help her. Either she's OK or she isn't.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I don't know, that's just what he said.
I'll let you know if she dies.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

Take her to hospital

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

How sick is she?
She's noshing off Scarpe.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

click

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Or pour rat poison down her throat I heard it neutralises it

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

if it hasn't fucked her up already
there would be very little point.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

I still think "seek medical attention" would be the best way to act in this situation.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

That which does not kill us makes us stronger
Or summat.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

The foundation block of the NHS that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

good stuff.

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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I'm assuming it's just made her feel a bit unwell.
It's not like she's downed cupfuls of the stuff, just whatever she didn't rinse out of the mug she made the coffee with.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I think she is overreacting
But not as much as this lot ^
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Yeah, that's what I concluded.
I'd be a bit less blase about it if I thought she'd actually done herself any harm.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:52, Reply)

This was kind of my point.
as in, either she's burnt a hole in her oesophagal tract ... or she'll be absolutely fine. Bleach isn't a poison in any normal sense. It'd be like taking a fairly robust antacid.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

I feel sick as I'm contemplating bailing on m,y mates stag do next weekend due to the cost
which will probably push up the cost for everyone else
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Bollocks.
It's because your Mrrs said so. As you alluded to earlier.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

Well after discussing it with her, and looking at the finances
I don't want to quit, but I'm an idiot, i can see the sensible thing to do would be to bail.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

Hahahahahahahahaha!
Grow a pair, man!

(I had to bail on a stag last year as my eys were bigger than my wallet - don't feel bad).

Short notice for the other lads though. Tough call.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Yeah it sucks donkey dick
I probably would have siad no ages ago, but the fear of flights going up made me buy them and commit myself
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Will you lose the flights?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

~~I'm an idiot, i can see the sensible thing to do would be to bail.~~ my wife told me to and now I'm desperatly trying to tell myself it was my decision.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

NO!*
*maybe...but the cost has krept up to almost £600
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

If only you'd followed my investment advice eh

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

No offence, but I'm never going to follow advice like taht from here

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Fair enough povo.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

I know it, you know it.
Just come to terms with your situation, that and the lack of sex.
(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

£600 on a stag do? Where are you going? Vegas?

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Scotland of all fucking places

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

£600?
Get the fuck out?????
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

in scotland that makes you a millionaire

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

flights £116
Accommodation 2 nights, food and booze: £315
Activities £120
Stag covered: £27
minibus: £25

Total: £603
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I suppose "all in" , that's about right.
I notice there is no provision for MD's or the rental of a Honda Accord?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Meet my friends *puts dukes up*
Honda...

and

...Accord

'YEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!" *sings The Who*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Imagine the size of the munchy box you could get for £600

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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Small - £3.00
Medium - £4.50
Large - £6.00
Extra Large - £9.50
Bella - £600
(TheColonel, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

*click*

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)

I'm sure they won't mind paying the extra.

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Especially if it means not having to put up with NA

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:58, Reply)

*Jokes about feel as in touching, rather than feel as in being*

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Have, and still do, play with light sabers.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

~~light sabers.~~ the genitals of small children.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Well I'm learning how to do that, don't qualify til next year.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

They make my hands look so big
Wait, I'm doing this wrong...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

like this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPPj6viIBmU
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

I remember when I was that sexy, phwoar!!

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Yeah, but fatter

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

and nowhere near as energetic

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Anytime you fancy a play come on over.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

thanks i'd love to, i rmember having light sabre fights when iwas about 12

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

So only a few years ago then, you should still be ok.

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

cool thanks, which colour have you got? i want a red one or a purple one

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Red, blue and green, you lucky debil

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

wicked have you got a darth vader voicechange mask too?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

No way, dressing up is for saddos Q!

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

oh what have you at least got a jedi bathrobe?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Who wears a robe in the bath?

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

whats the difference between whitney houston and a spider
hahahaha racism
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

How dare you! She sang a sing I used to like once!
Grrr rant
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Jumped out of my car to take this photo
Hi bumlovers, at the weekend i found the spiritual home for all Off Topic bashes.

(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

You've shopped that "bend"
If not, fantastic.

EDIT: Nice Alfa.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

shame his is the fucked-up 15 year old skoda on the other side of the sign

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Alfa Romeo you doris

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:55, Reply)

i bet thats the nickname you give yourself when you go out on the pull
hey ladies its me, the Alpha Romeo... hop on
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:59, Reply)

Actually it's Fernando Hernando

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

doesn't matter when you only try to pull on chatroulette

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I knew that was you

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I suspect she understood this.
I suspect she was suggesting that the Alfa in shot is not, in fact, his car, but that his car is out of shot.

no, don't thank me.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Fuck off gimp

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:02, Reply)

gimp?
that the best you've got, Bobby?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

No but it's alL you're worth
Zing
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

oh, it burns, it burns.
:(
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:04, Reply)

That will be chlamydia

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

which you get from having sex
so no chance you'd ghave it
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Up the bum no babies

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:07, Reply)

i don't think even the gays would touch you
garths not here to ask right now tho
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

What about the bi's?
Tell me there is hope
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

lesbians like fat chicks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

That'll do for me

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

I wonder if some chav has named their daughter that....

(pIumdozer We buy balloons, we let them go., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Or Anthrax?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

Don't be silly
Anthrax is a boy's name.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:38, Reply)

That would be too much a leap of imagination
The Alfa 156 in the shot is indeed my car. Lovely thing so it is.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

Great car all round

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:03, Reply)

it'd be nice if the driver's seat moved far enough back
to cope with anyone more than 5'9", but otherwise, I agree.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Great cars.
But equally unreliable, expensive to fix.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Yeah... I've found the trick is to not own one for more than 12 months at a time
So far, nothing's broken on any I've had. The 166 had some interesting electronic "issues" but nothing actually failed.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Funny how they "run out" of electricity.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:10, Reply)

the 166 just used to put the dials off the scale. Usually when you're doing a ton on the motorway.
Since they are legendary for cooling system failures, a temp gauge instantly off the scale makes me nervous...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

my ex had one
he loved it, but it was in the garage every other week.

then he went and got another one. i was unsympathetic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:31, Reply)

They are lovely to look at.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:34, Reply)

they're ok
i prefer mercs and audis myself. there is a dark purple R8 that parks outside harrods that makes me cream myself.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:35, Reply)

There was an R3 outside the office this morning.
The fella started it and spun away, it disappeared over the horizon in about 4 seconds.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:36, Reply)

but WHAT COLOUR was it?

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Black with orange trim.
Bleurgh.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)

oh no
fuck that nasty shit. orange? why??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I NOES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

I loved my friends one. It was much more exciting than my old fat arsed megane

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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

With a 40mph speed limit I would definately not let my cat out
in case it got run over
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Phew, the repartee in this place has certainly improved since my last visit
Cancer Joy 'likes this'
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Chill out mate, just a joke, try not to take the internet too seriously you'll have a heart attack
and then no one will find you until your weekly Dominos order arrives and the pizza boy will steal all your stuff and rape your cats before moving in a family of squatters who will use your bloated corpse as a sofa on which to sit and watch ghastly Saturday night TV.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:05, Reply)

haha what detail!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I'm sensing some history here...

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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

The internet is a lovely place, a veritable autism free zone.
Full of intelligent conversation, wit and reasonable people.
(Cancer Joy was short lived, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

NNNnnnnnnGGGHGggggHHHHHHHhhhhhhh

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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:15, Reply)

My standards may be slipping
but that really made me laugh.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

Ditto

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

what cats?
the spastic got cats whilst living on a MAIN ROAD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Someone start a new thread.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)

threads die a LOT these days

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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)

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