That's good to know.
Fucking hell I hate this time of year. Smug people all over Facebook (I gave in) with people saying how much they love each other and pictures of chocolate and flowers and twosomes in restaurants. It's enough to make a man vomit, I swear.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Tue 14 Feb 2012, 23:57, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Swear. Then vomit?
My balls ache after sex.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:00, Reply)

so do my thighs.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I have very powerful thighs.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:03, Reply)

I hope I never experience them.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

;-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:07, Reply)

Oh my.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)

For me, the two tend to happen at the same time.
*Retch* *Vomit* *Swear*

Rinse and repeat until done.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:04, Reply)

Going to keep a diplomatic silence here
as i've been in a smug couple before. Not Facebook smug, but still...
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:02, Reply)

You out this weekend, champ?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

I have a frozen poop. You up for Saturday?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

I shat out in the garden the other day.
Just under the azalea. It's still there unless the foxes got it.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Ahhhh! The North.
There was a fire in the crapper but likely it didn't spread up the garden to the house.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:08, Reply)

Nah, outside shitters?
We're proper Northerners where I live. We shit in a pot during the night and lob it out the window in the morning.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:15, Reply)

Hahahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Oh yes.
Not to mention working 28 hours a day, having to pay our bosses for the privilege.

Seriously it's so backwards here that fire is viewed with suspicion.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

Yes/no/maybe
I am proper povvo. It has been an expensive month. I may be bailing on social engagements entirely. We'll see.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:07, Reply)

We could bring a cool box with us, so your bot-dogs stay firmer for longer.
If that influences your decision to attend or not.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:09, Reply)

If I don't, you can be sure I'll miss the sparkling repartee
and the stimulating cut and thrust of intellectual debate.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:11, Reply)

By which I mean frozen poo jokes
obv
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)

That's why we need you there.
Otherwise I'll be forced to put cash in the Jukebox of the pub, just to watch Monty go into meltdown as I put 'Bowies greatest hits' on repeat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:12, Reply)

What's wrong with David Bowie?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

If there's any of that
My fists will fly.

Pissed silence or I'll want to know the reason for the din.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)

A night with Stunned
At the lowest level of granularity.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)

Granularity?
You contract speaking cunt!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

ha.
You love it!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

I will shout you 15 quids worth of beer.
Come for a couple of hours.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:10, Reply)

And I'll bring a cool box.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:11, Reply)

If I can scrape together some cash of my own to supplement.
I shall seriously consider it. Cheers, boys.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:13, Reply)

I dare say I can run to a few 'Kroney pints' too.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)

If nothing else, I will be hitting jeffstock
with balls fully out. Hotel booked and everything.
( Kroney, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Woo!
Although my beer offer might be withdrawn by then!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:21, Reply)

Love you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:22, Reply)

You are, seriously, welcome.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 0:14, Reply)