Talking about turgid, boring crappy bands,
I did a shoot on Monday for Noel Gallagher's shit new band. They are even more boring than Oasis, which I thought would be pretty low to aim.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:21, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Did you see that withering review someone linked to on here?
It was proper scathing and v funny.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)

I didn't thankfully,
and won't be looking. I was a few yerds away from the horrible cunt, that was bad enough. Met him several times, what a nasty, obnoxious, self important fucking gobshite. Liam's a star however, dead nice guy. Not the brightest star in the Heavens, but, fuck it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

I thought it was the other way round?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Nope.
Both are loud gobshites, that's what too much charlie does, but Liam's a nice guy. Noel however, has a nasty, vicious streak in him.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I once accidentally urinated on Noel Gallagher's shoe.
This is now the 834th time I have posted this.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:31, Reply)

I once pissed next to Chris Evans and totally forgot to punch him senseless and piss on his bleeding face.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:33, Reply)

I was once at a wedding with a professional Chris Evans lookalike.
Now there is a depressing life.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

Fuuuuuuck.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:35, Reply)

If doing that for living doesn't make you feel suicidal then nothing will.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

This one?
www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/reviews/album-noel-gallaghers-high-flying-birds-noel-gallaghers-high-flying-birds-sour-mash-2371497.html
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:25, Reply)

That's excellent.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:27, Reply)

Yes, that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

Oof. Sick burn.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)

To be fair though ... dad rock is a genre that sells millions of albums and he's about the most competent dad rock songwriter since Paul Weller.
There's nowt wrong with being a smug fucker when you've made millions of money from doing a dreary job competently. You bunch of commies.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:32, Reply)

I wish Culture Shock would reform.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:23, Reply)

*Decides to spend an hour on YouTube.*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:26, Reply)

DA-D-DADA-DA-DADA,
PRESSURE.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:29, Reply)

For those of you who wonder wgat we're rambling on about.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrF2zcHQ4YM
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

They were fucking brilliant at Treworgey.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Citizen Fish, however, were shite.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)