In my last job I lost ten years worth of samples
because a piece of equipment failed. It was my job to check it, and I checked it when I should have done...only to find that in between checks it had broken. Not my fault, but I was nearly sacked for it anyway. Apparently decent research technicians are supposed to have ESP, or commune with their equipment or something.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:38, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Extremely Small Penises?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Mine's so small it's not actually visible to the human eye
or perhaps I don't in fact have one. I suspect the latter.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

PS how's the Oxford move coming along?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Flat found, signed and paid for
I shall be moving two weeks on Saturday. I have yet to start packing.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Excellent.
More Londonlolz from you then - and a crash pad for me when Hawkwind play Oxford.

Everyone's happy. Except perhaps you.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Feel free
and bring your lovely missus. And yes, I am a mere hour away from central London now so many more bashlolz hopefully.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Good shit yo.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

And about an hour from MK on the X5 if you need some culture.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Ahahahahahahaha
Yeah, have you been to Oxford? I think I'm okay for culture. But thanks.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Does Oxford have concrete cows?
I DON'T THINK IT DOES.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Yeah I go quite often.
It's alright, roads are too curvy for my liking.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Not nearly enough roundabouts, and the cycle facilities also need some enhancements.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Not enough trees either.
And full of scarf wearing cockhounds or "wormuli" for short.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:53, Reply)

How ghastly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)

In Oxford there's more wool per inch than the average sheep.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)

the average sheep a Welshman's cock
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Why do you put 10 years worth of samples in one machine?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Long term storage in liquid nitrogen
OBVIOUSLY.
(berk, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

GOD he's SO STUPID.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Tsk. Even I knew that.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Even Joey Deacon knew that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Please stop talking in the third person

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Joey is getting angry now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Go on, throw that shoe

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:48, Reply)

wheeeeeeeee

*splash*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Joey is putting it in now.
/popbitch joke.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

TomBakerlolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:50, Reply)

there's no N(eed) 2 be like that.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Please close the door of the internet on your way out.
thx
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Please close the door of the internet on your way out.
thx
LOOOOl
(PsychoChomp, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:49, Reply)

tsk
To keep them safe, stupid
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)

To get to the other side!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 13:42, Reply)