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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In my case
close by.
She wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
So what you're saying is that the only thing you miss about your departed mother is her willingness to wash your shitty keks?

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I miss the blow jobs.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
If you can stand the smell of formalin then you can still have a go.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
You heartless bastard.
It was during a blow job that she choked to death.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I know.
I was there.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
*rimshots*

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)

shot job
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Are you suggesting that b3th rimmed scarpe
while AA's mother sucked him off, and AA lay in his room playing Green Day loudly to block out the sounds?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
I'm afraid I am not merely suggesting it.
I am stating it as a definite fact - one which I must insist you tell everyone you know (and indeed everyone you don't know) immediately.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Well, thanks for that.
What part of 'our little secret' didn't you get?
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Fucking hell dad! I had no idea you were 'b3th' on here.

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
well yeah, but you want to be great like elvis buit without the tassles

(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
The only reason you know though
is because you were watching through the window, you disgust me
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
I'm afraid I was not merely watching.
Soz.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
During a blowjob?
Impressive projection.
(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)

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