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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In my case
close by.
She wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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So what you're saying is that the only thing you miss about your departed mother is her willingness to wash your shitty keks?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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I miss the blow jobs.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:05,
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If you can stand the smell of formalin then you can still have a go.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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You heartless bastard.
It was during a blow job that she choked to death.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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I know.
I was there.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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*rimshots*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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shot job
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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Are you suggesting that b3th rimmed scarpe
while AA's mother sucked him off, and AA lay in his room playing Green Day loudly to block out the sounds?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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I'm afraid I am not merely suggesting it.
I am stating it as a definite fact - one which I must insist you tell everyone you know (and indeed everyone you don't know) immediately.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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Well, thanks for that.
What part of 'our little secret' didn't you get?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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Fucking hell dad! I had no idea you were 'b3th' on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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well yeah, but you want to be great like elvis buit without the tassles
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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The only reason you know though
is because you were watching through the window, you disgust me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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I'm afraid I was not merely watching.
Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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During a blowjob?
Impressive projection.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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