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God. I hope some cunt doesn't hog all the new threads today.What do you dreadful dweebs think about the imminent Doctor Who / Star Trek TNG comic crossover?
Do you have an opinion? Because if you have an opinion then it's probably time to curl up in the corner and stop breathing.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:07,
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I didn't even know it was happening until you've just saidIt'll be pathetic, I assume.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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Dunno.I haven't read a comic since the Beano because I'm an adult. Somebody mentioned something on the internet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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no thanks.upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Amy_Pond_cropped.jpg
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www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/blow-up-doll.jpg
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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She's an anorexic ranga with a ghastly regional acccent(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Tom Jones' zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:15,
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Sorry to have left you so long, but I believe you may have been looking for this:DELILHAAA!
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:36,
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you know that song he doesshes a dun nun nun nah nun, nun nah nun nuh nun-nun-nuhhh, she's a laaaaaaayyyyydddeeee woooooah wooooooah woooaaaah she's a laaaaaady.
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Well you've heard of the expressiontight as a duck's arse
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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Tight as a duck's cloaca doesn't sound right though(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:50,
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I don't think gnats have chuffs either.And it's moot whether the joints in a bee's legs can really be called knees.
English idioms are idiots.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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I didn't know it was going to happenbut then I don't read comics.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:11,
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A new guy in the office sounds like Frank Bruno.I want to be his friend.
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I know what you mean Chompy(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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How do you know this? You'd better throw yourself into a blackhole now(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:13,
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Somebody on the internet told me.How do you know about it?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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My opinion is that I couldn't give not only a shit, but even a small, disappointing, squeaky wet fart about it.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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You're trying too hard.I bet you've already drafted some erotic fanfic.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:25,
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This tune appears to have the lyrics "I've found a kidney bean."I need to get my ears checked again.
edit: and this one is clearly "mutton pilaf" ... this album is a fucking menu
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:31,
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i thought you were cool, manalso, i doubt it will be comic in the good sense of the word.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:14,
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Well, that's just ridiculous, you see they live in totally different space/time continums and as suchI find it highly improbable that even if you overlook the wormhole loop set up in Star Trek: TNG #12 and page 3, panel 12 of Dr Who and The Mysterons #3.1 where The Dr CLEARLY states that wormholes do not actually allow time travel of the backwards variety, only forwards a few minutes at a time, you still have the problem that The Doctor lives in a univers where teleportation has been proved impossible whereas in the Star Trek universe it is a widely accepted means of transport. The disconect between these two situations is such that you could only actually overcome it by introducing the concept of space/time wraparound theory, which is clearly ridiculous as that only exists in the Marvel Ultimate Universe, which has no connection to either of the franchises in question.
tch. Some people, huh?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:17,
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I have a coat and teeththis does not make me a gay american, surely?
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Captain Jack had a teleporter, the doctor broke it because he used it to teleport into peoples arses or something.(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)
Is that arses like 'Get out of my arse' that they shout in Eastenders a lot?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:21,
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You made more sense when you were drunk(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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it is wrong that I can actually think of counters to your argument.....(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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Very, because I was just making that up, I've never seen an episode of any Star Trek in my life, for a start.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:20,
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Not the specific points.Not watched start trek in decades. but the general point of universes with incompatible rules has been tackled before. I'm thinking of The Number of the Beast by Heinlein as if written Sci Fi is any more credible.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:26,
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Maybe.I certainly read a lot of Sci Fi until a few years back. I'd still defend most of it, but the telly stuff is almost all shit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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it's very dull, poorly plotted and lacking in intellectual depth.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:55,
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I'll have to agree with Monty on this one.(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:18,
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You've built a Lego scale model of Babylon 5.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:28,
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I bet Worf and Rory have an argument about who's the hardest, and Geordi tries to hit on Amy, and Data gets into a clever-bastard-who-doesn't-quite-understand-human-emotion contest with the Doctor, and....oh boy oh boy oh boy, it sounds AWESOME!
Actually, I saw that news the other day on the interwebs somewhere, and I had a little geeksplosion. You know, just for a second.
In other news, is /OT on its collective period? What the fuck's going on? Is it just cos Blousie's not here to keep you all in line?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:23,
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Gene police!You! Out of the pool!
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:29,
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and bgb aint postingcoincidence ...
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:32,
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once her pills and shit start working she'll be back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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she's on the mend and thanks everyone for the
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:52,
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if she ever succeeds, just think of the B4shI hope theres a buffet and plenty of needy fat chix
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She humiliated me by banning me from her megab4sha bit harsh
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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oh god what i bitch, i hope she really does die nowno thats a bit harsh, i hope she just doesn't ever get married and continues to work for her family
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A single woman of her age in the villagethe neighbours must gossip that she's a lezzer behind her back. They'd be right too
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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well this is disgustinggays are all going to hell, goodbye gays jesus hates you
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Oh man, Hell is going to have *all* the best parties.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:09,
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Are you my fault too?Fucking hell. I really ought to keep my dick in my pants.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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there's a lot of thread deleting going on.which is basically the b3tan equivalent of fucking small children, but apparently it's become socially acceptable in here. Who'da thought it?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:38,
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the day being shallow and cuntish becomes socially acceptableis a sad, sad day, badger o'mine.
mind you, it's also a sad sad sad day when you are weirdly arrogant and think you can comment on other people despite the fact that you have never achieved anything other than a shitty little admin job and have never moved more than 5 mins away from your parents. who still do your washing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:48,
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hahaha, is this a descitprtion of psychochomp?i hope its accurate
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Chomps' Dad owns the NHS?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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see any bash pics for confirmation of the accuracy of my descriptionit doesn't really matter which one you look at, he'll be the one in the same plastic leather jacket and polyester table-cloth shirt.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:01,
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See, what you've done there is confuse things you can see in a photo with things you can't.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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that's your answer for everythingit explains why sasha left you
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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sahsa never left mecharlotte left me, fucken charlotte, i was too good for her anyway.
but seriously, look at teh strength of your statement, it doesn't take much to see the subtext
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words on the internetyou can give them whatever subtext you like!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:13,
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I'm thinking more that she already did and he kicked her out of bed.a woman spurned and all that...
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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thats waht i said a while ago and it got on the popular pagesee? b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1519492#post1519506
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You and me manPurveyors of Internet Truth, innit?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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it doesn't have to be about sex for someone to be a nasty shallow cunt, dude(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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See, I don't really much care who likes each other and who doesn't and the petty fight between you doesn't really bother me a great deal apart from it being a little tedious.But you just edited that to add the second part. Why bother? Why actively think 'maybe I wasn't rude enough about him, I better add some more'?
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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i don't knowwhy bring logic and reason into anything?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:00,
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Yeah.What did the Enlightenment ever do for us?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:06,
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I'd totally let my mum do my washing if she lived close by.She wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:58,
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In my caseShe wouldn't. She's not a fucking idiot. But I'd totally let somebody do my washing if they lived close by and were a fucking idiot and offered to do my washing.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:03,
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So what you're saying is that the only thing you miss about your departed mother is her willingness to wash your shitty keks?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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If you can stand the smell of formalin then you can still have a go.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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You heartless bastard.It was during a blow job that she choked to death.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:07,
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Are you suggesting that b3th rimmed scarpewhile AA's mother sucked him off, and AA lay in his room playing Green Day loudly to block out the sounds?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:12,
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I'm afraid I am not merely suggesting it.I am stating it as a definite fact - one which I must insist you tell everyone you know (and indeed everyone you don't know) immediately.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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Well, thanks for that.What part of 'our little secret' didn't you get?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15,
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Fucking hell dad! I had no idea you were 'b3th' on here.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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well yeah, but you want to be great like elvis buit without the tassles(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
The only reason you know thoughis because you were watching through the window, you disgust me
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:16,
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I'm afraid I was not merely watching.Soz.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:20,
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During a blowjob? Impressive projection.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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I delete any thread/subthread of mine swipe replies to,trimming the fat if you will.
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Oh man, I'm glad you and me and Rory are besties now.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:53,
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This seems like an awful lot of trouble to go to over an internet flabbette.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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Excepting that there are no women on the internetsthe only kind of women types that populate the WWW are the flabette kind.
There are fucking MILLIONS of us.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:04,
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MAN THE LIFE BOATSTIDAL WAVE APPROACHING
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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*tries feebly to do the small movement**fails*
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:11,
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*asks seven carers to hold her close and love her forever*(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:14,
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Words that you can't read?
Or did you sneakily log out to see what she was saying behind your back like some sort of feeble-witted lovesick moron?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:18,
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I logged out every so often before starting a new threadif it was quiet to check I wasn't just going to post above her.
You can also see their posts on the popular page.
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Has anyone ever defined the word 'ignore' for you?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:23,
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I've replied to her once since Feb 2010and she's here all the fucking time while charging her clients in lets be honest a massive fraud.
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Splendid.And when you stop giving a shit about any of that you stand a chance of returning to a reasonable state of mental health.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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Jesus.Take some time off the internet. Five years ought to do it.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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I suppose now that Mortal Wombat is Wiv Da Angles, his trademark gimmick is now up for grabs.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:57,
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don't say that, it's a HIGHLY ORIGINAL gambit(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 15:59,
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I don't 'get' sci-fiunless you count Quantum Leap.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:08,
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On which count would Quantum Leap not qualify?The 'science'?
Or the 'fiction'?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:10,
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Do you remember when he was a black man and it was like "whoa he's a black man" and he looked in the mirror and was like "whoa he's a black man"because ... actually ... I never really got that episode.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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i liked the ones where he awas a womanbut i'm quite severely sexually confused
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I liked the chimp one and the downs syndrome one for similar reasons.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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i liked the one where he leapt into the body of an underage girl and ian huntley raped them to death(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
I liked the one where he was a hot womanand he spent the whole episode in front of a full length mirror, naked.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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i liked the one where he was james earl jones and he went back to the future to assassinate bill clinton(, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
I never saw that one.Is it on youtube?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:39,
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its all good fun nonsensei'm no trekky or that, but the mrs sometimes makes me watch dr who and apart from being cheap shit budget sci fi with cunts who cant act, poor dialogue and shit storylines, its alright
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Star Trek is shite.Cowboys and indians in fucking space. How many versions of it are there now?
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Original +FilmsTNG + Films
Animated series
DS9
Voyager
Enterprise
New film series.
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Cowboys and Indians are also shit. You can all stick Bonanza up your arse. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:19,
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Is that the one with Hoss Williams in it?Or was that The High Chapperal?
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You probably get confused between T J Hooker and The Fall Guy.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Ooh, I know this one.One's a stuntman and one's a cunt, man.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:31,
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No idea.They both had sidekicks with lovely breasts. I have no idea what was going on anywhere else on the screen.
See also: Dukes of Hazard
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:34,
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No idea. They were all shit so I didn't watch them. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:26,
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'Champion the Wonder Horse' was IN NO WAY SHIT OK?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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It was a bit.At least Lassie could carry stuff in its mouth. The horse just shook its main and reared up a bit.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:30,
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Fuck yes.I think I sang that song pretty much continually for five or six years. It's no wonder my parents sold the house while I was on a school trip to Barry Island.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:33,
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HahahahaSame here. Apart from the abandoned by parents shit. My brother and I got a Champion ANNUAL sent over by family in Canada. We were the fucking DONS at school.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:37,
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At least your childhood wasn't utterly devoid of joy.Oh.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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When the original series was commissionedit was billed as 'Wagon Train' (or is it 'Trail'?) in space.
These things go in waves. There'll be a couple of years where everyone loves scifi, then a couple of years when everyone loves medical dramas, etc etc. Right now it seems to be 'vampires and supernatural shit'.
Sometime in the mid 90s, programme makers realised that there was enough room to have all these niches running at the same time. That's why there is *always* an episode of Buffy or Friends playing *somewhere* in the world.
Actually, I've just realised that 'sometime in the mid 90s' should read 'when satellite TV was introduced and there were 250 channels to fill.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:28,
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I'm glad you sorted that muddle out in your head before bashing it into the internet.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:29,
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Awww man. I've accidentally done a 'bullying' again, haven't I?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 15 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Dr. Who is for kids. Star Trek is for overweight lonely people.The end.
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