I've got a bit of a headache.
And I'm not sure I'm sober enough to drive to the caff for a breakfast.

What should I do?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:10, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Order takeaway
By that I mean make office junior go.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I'd love to send someone to get my breakfast
But I've got the day off.

This isn't good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I was in the same position on Sunday, a bit too over the limit to get the McHangover Cure
I reckon if you (the royal you, not you specifically) started a McDonalds pick up/delivery business you'd make a mint on Sunday mornings. Quick, to Dragon's Den!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I'm trying to think of a catchy name for the McDonaolds delivery business.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

McDeliveries

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Crack open the port

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I'm having a day off the sauce.
I'm dining with Stunned tomorrow. :-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:17, Reply)

you might have to get through half a shandy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

bring your rape alarm

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:19, Reply)

I have a rape alarm
I keep it in my make up drawer, so fingers crossed if I ever get raped it'll be as I'm doing my hair.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:21, Reply)

This is the best answer to every problem ever.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 12:22, Reply)