According to the lights on it:
Roota: check
ADSL: check
Internet: check
Wireless: *family fortunes raspberry noise*

And yes, I have tried switching it off and on again.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:27, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have you tried the repair tool on the wirless icon?
If so I suggest you manually remove all the cables and then hang yourself with them.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)

But what should I tie them to?
My ceilings and door frames are low, relative to my height. And there are no exposed beams.
Is there a way I could electrocute myself with it instead?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)

Most odd.
do you have (or can you make) a wired connection to it?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

I don't know if you're Quixote, Cavy or Gonz now.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)

it's all in the icons

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:41, Reply)

we'll I'm obviously notgonz

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

YOU CLEVER CUNT!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Er...
I've got a phone and the wife's iPad. And no cables, so no.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

I reckon you're basically fucked then, sorry.
are you sure it's the wifi light and not the internet light?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 17 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)