I think you sniff that don't you?
There used to be kids wandering around Leeds with cerise noses.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:42, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I mean, I googled Brasso and it told me it was nail polish.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:44, Reply)

No, it's brass/metal polish
It has a huge alcohol content and was/is the tipple de jour of the jaunty tramp about town.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:46, Reply)

Brasso is what you clean your metal ornaments with, Gonz
or would have done back in the 1950's. Nail polish remover is essentially just acetone and will give you a headache.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)

I greatly enjoyed your company on Saturday.
I am sorry about my awful friends.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:52, Reply)

It was lovely to see you too, Monters
don't worry about your friends - I made it home entirely unmolested.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Only because Stunned is gay and I was spannered.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)

Hahahah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)

I am slightly in awe of both yours and Stunned's capacity for intoxicants
I'm half your age and I was dying on my arse by 2am.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)

Thanks for offering me a go on your kebab.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)

It was the garlic sauce that did it, I'm sure.

(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)

That was 'extra special mayo'
I hope the bed with comfortable. According to Stunned, we called it a night at 6am, which means I only missed you leaving by about an hour and a half.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:07, Reply)

Yes, it was around then
ie, getting light outside...
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:10, Reply)

Still, it was a good night. And it was nice to see you again.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Yes, it was
and it was good to see you too. Although I think you're a masochist for going out drinking again on Sunday afternoon.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Well I'm off to the gym this evening.
So that'll make up for it!

How is the packing coming along?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:17, Reply)

What is this 'packing' business?
it's not. I haven't started.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:20, Reply)

It involves fudge.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)

If sticking all of my books in to boxes involved sweets
I'd be much more inclined to do it.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:26, Reply)

Any news on the Masters?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Roger Delgado died in a car crash in 1973.
Anthony Ainley carked it in undisclosed circumstances.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:30, Reply)

I hope Anthony died in more
Convincing circumstances than when Tom Baker fell off Jodrell Bank.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Well, he really did die
so I guess that's fairly convincing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:36, Reply)

No he didn't.
He appeared in Life on Mars.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:38, Reply)

Boss has finally submitted her reference
and my application is now being assessed. Should hear about an interview by the end of the month, hopefully.
(berk, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:31, Reply)

Fingers crossed!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 18:32, Reply)

Oh good, I'd be gutted if I missed out on that.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)

Ahh, cool, I wasn't really concentrating.
My dad used to work on the markets back in the day, him and his mate burried brass candle holders for a week and all the urine in the house for that week would be poured on the ground where they're burried. He wasn't selling other antquies on the stoll and only put one pare up a day, then act like he didn't know anything about them, that he just got them from a house clearance or something like that.... let people draw their own conclusions.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)