Ok, I am thoroughly ashamed of this one...
Before my son was born I used to teach guitar to a 13 year old girl.
I knew at the time what she was asking me to do was wrong, but I don't know, she seemed to be enjoying it and I didn't think I was harming anyone.
I realise now that what I did was depraved and, thinking about it now, it does make me feel a little sick.
But I was young and keen to show off my prowess.
I am utterly ashamed to say that I taught her how to play the theme music from Friends.
I'm really very, very sorry.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:53, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

We had to do the theme from 'EastEnders' on the glockenspiels at school.
Some things are impossible to forget.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I do hope that they taught you how to play it in the correct key of E flat major
and not the simpler C major.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 12:11, Reply)

(der-ner-ner-ner- ner-ner-now)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I thought you taught her the bass guitar

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:55, Reply)

You sick bastard.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I heard he taught her the one stringed banjo

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:56, Reply)

I was too busy getting her to play with my penis.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:58, Reply)

was she using it as a plectrum?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 11:59, Reply)