I've managed to lose over a stone on the Adam Ant diet.
It's really very easy: Don't chew ever, don't chew ever.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:09, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I like that one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:10, Reply)

I thought the punchline would be
I went completely mental and only ate grass
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)

+ threw an alternator through the window of a Kentish Town pub
because someone sung the theme for 'The Good, The Bad and The Ugly' at him for wearing a cowboy hat.

My brother was living 100 yards down the road at the time, we lolled heartily.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Why not just list the people you don't have a fucking anecdote about?
/ac
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)

The only one he has about me amounts to me being a "bent spastic"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:29, Reply)

The only one he has about me My life story
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:32, Reply)

It's sad because it's troo

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)

Oh Apey!
your my favourite Marketing Skumbag, for whatever that may be worth. I'll make sure you're last in line for the gas chambers come the revolution.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 17:40, Reply)