Evening, fuckers.
Alt: I don't know, but we've just found out we have to go to a funeral next week. That should be fun.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:52, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There might be sausage rolls.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Well, there is that...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Sorry.
Hey, I'm gonna go to the chippy in a bit - what should I get?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

chips?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:02, Reply)

Wheezer!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Teenage Dirtbag.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:04, Reply)

Dirty teabag

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

With what though.
I don't know what I fancy having with some fried spuds.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

Smoked sausage

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:06, Reply)

I think they only have battered and plain.
I'm not sure though.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:09, Reply)

I might have a chip party where I make chips, I promise you, there is no such thing as better chips than the chips I make.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)

sausage roll
I want a sausage roll now, too. While you're there...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:05, Reply)

I don't think the chippy does sausage roll.
It isn't a branch of Greggs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)

they usually do
sausage roll and chips is yum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:08, Reply)

They have a selection of pies and pasties, but I've never see a sausage roll.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)

really?
they are like sausage meat wrapped in pastry, you should try one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:12, Reply)

What's a burger like?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:13, Reply)

shit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)

I've eaten a sausage roll before - obviously.
However I've never been to a chip shop that sells them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Get chicken nuggets or something then

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:17, Reply)

I think I'll go with the beer battered cod.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:21, Reply)

They're quite long,and are sausage meat wrapped in pastry
Ask at the chipper for one
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)

I want a pony

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:07, Reply)

Go to the toilet then.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)

they taste funny

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Oh dear back to hsh and gazzing nommy nommy food :(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:08, Reply)

You make it sound like there is Anything Else
which of course there isn't.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:19, Reply)

All the old hsh characters really need their own slash fiction

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)

I'd rather see some snuff fiction
starring quentin or freefair.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I'd like to see Robert and Rebecca settle down together

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:27, Reply)

I think we all would.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Feb 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Just so you know, funerials are free passes for having an affair...
... you can lay it on thick, say you were confused and sad saught out comfort where ever you could and WHY WONT YOU LISTEN TO ME ANYMORE? and YOU DROVE ME TO THIS.... perfect timing.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)