Fuck right off.
As someone who didn't suffer from hayfever for 33 years then suddenly got hit with the worst bout of leaky face and itchy cunty eyes and nose for five months of the year, every year, without fail, PLUS an allergy to cats right out of fucking nowhere, I can confidently state that hayfever is a massive bastard and no mistaking it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:10, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Why do you think your immune system hates you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Probably all the racism.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Immune responses are so preachy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Just admit
You developed this after a bout of gentleman wrestling and all your woes will be cured
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

So basically what you're saying is, if I go out and get me some lady loving, my allergies will disappear?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

yep.
trust me, I'm a doctor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

See medical proof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

r etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

wahwahwah treeshate me wahwahwah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)