How do you titillate an ocelot?
I like it because it rolls off the tongue (the joke, not the ocelot).

Alt: Some kind of multi grain thing with bits of dried fruit in. I don't normally have breakfast but I have the morning off so figured I ought.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I'm also fond of
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Dr Dre

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Shit.
I totally forgot about Dre.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)

*golf claps*

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I like this
And have had a chuckle
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)

So you ate a turd.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:08, Reply)