my ex (the bedshitting one, NOT the not-gay one) and all his grubby little mates used to go round to the house of whomever's parents were out
to watch porn as it was the only chance any of them got. they would all sit and wank over it, and leave the room when done.

apparently it wasn't gay because they covered their cocks with a sock. riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

when he told me this, i sent him pairs of socks in the internal mail at work for weeks. hours of entertainment.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:32, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Mein Gott.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)

funny you should say that, as the tool in question was half german
his daddy was in the SS in WW2. he was about 60 when my bedshitting ex came along. what a nice treat for his twilight years.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)

good to see you've kept your standards high

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

too high for you, dude

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

pfffffft
(this is the sound of you queefing after a night of passiion with a hairy german bed pooer)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)

i've never queefed in my life
but it's telling that you would think that, given that the cause is a cock that is too small.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I heard his cock was so big that last night it caused a vacuum lock in Mrs Quentin
and when he pulled out, it resulted in her dislocating her ovaries.
( Kroney, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)

that is because "mrs quentin" is his sister's barbie doll

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:55, Reply)

hey! i drilled that hole specially and she said she would never tell!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:00, Reply)

queef don't lie

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)