crisps make men impotent
just saying, like.

i had to break the detox diet for lunch with a client - first real meal in 50 days - omg. crispy salty tempura veg and sea bream with red hot chillis and garlic and spicy coriander rice and a salty caramel mochi... i may now be sick into my bin or fall asleep under my desk, but anyone around farringdon, i can recommend "cicada" so highly it's untrue!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:06, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

If I ate 50 bags it might bring me down to 'normal' levels then.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:08, Reply)

"normal" varies from man to man
of course, some men should be forcefed crisps to encourage impotence, for their own sakes and the sakes of all womenkind.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Normal for Rasputin, I meant.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:12, Reply)

There was a cat that was really gone

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I'm intrigued...
Why would crisps make you impotent?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

if you use the sharp edge to saw through the vas deferens

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:16, Reply)

OUCH.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:18, Reply)

i just wanted to show off that i know the phrase "vas deferens"
as badger thinks i only know the words "willy", "prick" and "cock".
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:20, Reply)

You only know that phrase because your ex boyfriend liked to lick them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:21, Reply)

She knows that phrase because of the numerous occasions someone said
'there's a vas' difference between your boyfriend and a heterosexual'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:26, Reply)

Boo!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:27, Reply)

you 3 suck

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:28, Reply)