Just had:
Egg, 2 bacon, 2 sausages, black pudding, fried bread and beans. For £1.59.

I love having a staff canteen. Got to be careful though, too many of these breakfasts and I'll end up as fat as Bobby,
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:54, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I can hardly imagine the "Richond-esque" horror that a £1.59 breakfast contains

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Subsidised by the company, after all, my employer owns four restaurant chains.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

If it's Yum! Brands I wouldn't really describe their slop as food

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

It's not Yum!
I used to work for them though. About 5 years ago.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Selling shit in a soggy box, those strategy meetings must have been pretty tedious

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

They were.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

probably dog eggs and rat sausages.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

And black pudding made from real blacks.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:58, Reply)

don't be daft.
Polish immigrants blacked up.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I want that. My two bags of crisps haven't even touched the sides.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Eat the packets whole, without opening them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

That sounds rather good, and can be a significant improvement on my breakfast
If the fried bread isn't soggy, and the black pudding isn't shit.

Also, I've just seen who you work for on LinkedIn, it seems that we supply cards to one branch of the company!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)