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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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he is short
he is short in "clueless" and he is short in "romeo and juliet" and he is short in "friends" and he is short in "i love you man".

SHORT!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:09, 1 reply, 14 years ago)
He is definitely average or I'm fucked.
Well I'm not cos I'm a great looking chap, but you know what I mean.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:10, Reply)
He's 5'9" apparently
sorry Baz, but that is short. It's not midget, but it's definitely short.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
yeah, he's short
you can tell, because all the leading ladies are his height or taller when wearing heels.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
5'9" is short enough
that some women will never go out with him.

Ergo, he's too short. See also "too ugly" and "too poor".
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:15, Reply)
bet he has a girlfriend tho eh?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
aww, been married 11 years
if i had been recently dumped i would find this news of a man much shorter than me being in a successful relationship upsetting
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:17, Reply)
what a weird thing that would be to focus on
a normal non-minging man with a real neck would relish his new found freedom and would go out with his mates and getting hawt poontang.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
is kroney the one who was moaning about being dumped recently? i still don't know who everyone is :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I was, but don't worry about me Quentin
I'm reasonably handsome. I might not be a Malc, but I'm decent enough that I don't struggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
Malc is everything that Shania Twain was singing about

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:30, Reply)
I'm 5'10" so actually yeah fuck him the shortarse.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
The avergae for a British male is 5'10"
therefore anything below this can be considered short
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Meh. Anything under 6' just isn't really trying.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:23, Reply)
shows a poverty stricken upbringing lacking in vital nutrients

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)
quite so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:25, Reply)

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