The Cow family are off to Penrith for the weekend
We are Centreparc-ing. This is a good thing. My car is bursting at the seams with luggage and wine. I will be nomming pizza and pasta later, have booked the Indian restaurant for Saturday and the Tex-Mex place on Sunday.

FAT CUNTS AHOY!

Except I've finally started my jogging. Done 3 5K runs this week
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:37, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Going to Centre Parcs is a euphamism for anal
enjoy your weekend
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Brace yourself
I'm going in dry
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I'm off to Edinburgh soon
I'm am mucho looking forward to it. I may buy a new car especially for it.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Blimey
I only need to buy some pop for the car
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)

you'll need to get a 4x4
our road are fucking ruined.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I like the sig

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

All your road are belong to me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

we only have one open
the rest are closed for the cunting trams.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

To whom will the trams make a difference?
Are the routes all decided?
I would like to be teleported from the West End to Greyfriars Bobby in 5 minutes thanks.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)

The trams will make a difference to everyone
Cos we're all fucking well paying for it. It's only going to run from the airport to Queens Street - you know, the same route already covered by the fucking airport bus. Cunts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:08, Reply)

The bus is ace as well, dickheads

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Yeah, but I'm not driving the length of the country in a proper fourby
Besides, "new" is very much a relative term where my buying cars is concerned.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Edinburgh is fucking lovely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

IT'S MY NEW HOME

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I have had nothing but excellent times in Edinburgh
I must go there sober one time
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Last time I went was ten years ago.
I have a hotel room with a castle view and everything. I decided that I was going this year come hell or high water.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Where are you staying?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Edinburgh you fucking idiot.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)

The Point

( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)

slap bang in the pubic triangle
well chosen.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)

In the WHAT?

( Kroney, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:56, Reply)

The Point is lovely
I've stayed there twice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 11:06, Reply)

With Battered's wife

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)