Someone say or do something to lift my spirits.
Hurry.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

SOAPY TIT WANK!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

You're a top geezer and all your clothing is fine.
Fucking hell lad - you're too young and too good to be hung up.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Cheers geezer.
I've perked up considerably since reading stuff about our derby game tomorrow. I am, for lack of a better word, buzzing. I still wish she was here though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:53, Reply)

When you get into your late 20's you start to regret might have beens
When you're in your early-mid thirties you start working on possible futures.

You don't do yearning at your age. Slap yourself about the chops you daft cunt.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:59, Reply)

I'm a soppy idiot though, that's my problem.
As soon as I see her I'll be fine. I know she likes me just as much as I like her, it's just a pain she's more elusive than Lord Lucan and Maddy McCann's lovechild.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)

So let me ask you?
A wild growth field full of flowers - can you see it in your mind?

Can you see you both skipping through it, hand in hand?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:15, Reply)

I can see us both lying in the middle doing loads of drugs and laughing out heads off with each other.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:42, Reply)

There's a barbed wire fence around that field.
Always remember that.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)

The turn of events this weekend has made me all too aware of that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 22:07, Reply)

You can't say we didn't try.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 24 Feb 2012, 20:41, Reply)