And so it falls to me.
First thread of the day. Tell me about a time when you have cringed or belmed, publicly, at someone misusing reflexive pronouns.

Used to happen all the time at my last place, but they were staffed by nincompoops.

GO!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 9:40, 15 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*sympathy reply*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Is that the one where receptionists try to sound posh on the phone
by calling me "yourself", or referring to the company they're representing as "ourselves"?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Why yes, yes it is.
My last company made a point of doing it in letters, email and on the phone. I never took part.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Great thread TD.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:34, Reply)

TD?
You man P to the Dizzle, right?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Sorry
I did mean P to the D.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:40, Reply)

'afternoon Jeff

(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Afternoon Supreme
How the devil are you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Pretty good thanks. Well, would rather not be in the office today, but alright otherwise
How's you? (Hungover, still drunk or just getting started?)
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:45, Reply)

Slightly hungover
But about to go to the pub before going to watch the football. I'm sure an afternoon of sitting in the fresh air will help.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:50, Reply)

A bit of sunshine and the occasional bracing wind usually does the trick, I find
And if nothing else then the anaesthetic usually kicks in if you can keep the fourth or fifth pint down. Enjoy!
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 12:52, Reply)

It'll be soft drinks pre match

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Yay, I just bought the new playstation vita =D

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I am at the football myself
I was nervous because we're shit at home ourselves but we're beating Sunderland themselves 2-0. In your face, Sportscow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)

did I do it right?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)