Everything's bent.
Especially you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:39, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

Suck my hole

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Evening bender.
I've just got back from another City loss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I got back from a home win
which was so unexpected that we sang (to the tune of Sloop John B):

We're winning at home, we're winning at home; how shit must you be, we're winning at home!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Have I mentioned lately that we won today and I was there?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Did you notice that City lost and I've got a Season Ticket?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

well that's got to suck
I have watched us lose a lot this season to the point where I wasn't going to go to any more matches. I'm glad the game against Wolves persuaded me to grab some tickets.

I've just bought tickets to next week's match against Chelsea, so I expect my normal disappointment will be fairly quickly reinstated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Roy Hodgson quote:
"We got a bit casual at 4-0 but that depends how much of a perfectionist you want to be."

LOVE THAT MAN
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:43, Reply)

We've had moments like that.
Sadly, today is all went wrong (again).

I fear for the survival of Bristol City.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Evening benders.
Did you see that cracking goal in teh Milwall match?

I'm waiting for something to download, so I appear to be watching the Football League show.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I'm watching 'Police Interceptors'
I can't face watching anymore football :-((((((
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:26, Reply)

poof.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Thanks for your text earlier
Sorry it wasn't a happy one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Meh.
I'll get there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:43, Reply)

I have it on in the background
I admit their buildup to the Millwall goal did tear me away from the internet for a few minutes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, Reply)

I've recorded it.
Is it worth watching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:40, Reply)

it was a cracking goal
probably a championship goal of the season contender.

Currently there's a Paolo di Canio piece which is hilarious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

Paulo Di Canio seems to be totally mental.
Considering he's always on eth local news down here, I hadn't realised quite how .... odd..... he is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

evenin'

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Right. I'll put it on.
As long as I'm allowed to skip past City.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Derby later on
I won;t be watching.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Never been a better time to go to the Em!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

It will be humiliating

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

They've already been on.
Bunch of nancys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

I'd beat them at crazy golf I reckon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Fuck me,
I think *I'd* beat them!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Don't rinse it.
I'm lumbered with a season ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

awwww.
Do you at least have GREAT SEATS?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

I do.
I get the best view of abject misery on a bi-weekly basis.

*considers offing himself*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)

pfft.
You said 'bi'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

You make me sad.
;-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

Are you the baby Jesus?
cause that's who I usually make sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:58, Reply)

Also
I read that as 'offering'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

I am monumentally stoned, listening to awesome tunes with my housemate.
Currently introducing him to the legend that was Paul Simon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:44, Reply)

I need to get some Schtuff
you have tipped the balance in favour of actively pursuing some rather than hoping some will magically appear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Where do you live?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Birmingham - the city centre
I shall tap my brother I think, he has the contacts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

Gaz me ifyou get stucl
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)