Rugby is bent.Discuss.
Just got back from my nephews 3rd birthday party. Going to do some spring cleaning before a late afternoon early evening bbq. Lovely stuff.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 16:29, 114 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Rugby is indeed the sport of quenders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:00, Reply)

too fucking right

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Ruddy hell, it's Vipros.
How is married life treating you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)

It's making him smugger.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:35, Reply)

maybe
But football is even more so, bunch of millionaires faffing about in a field with ridiculous haircuts and silly little shorts, falling over and crying every time someone comes anywhere near them.

Fairies in sportscars, every one of em
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I've just totes been at a beach bar talking to the gap yah peeps
now im hella drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:51, Reply)

All sport is bent
With the possible exception of foxy boxing and the like.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Is that relative to any other sport?
If so then I must disagree.
Two toughest groups of sportspeoples are cyclists and probably rugby union players.
And don't even get me started on footballers, bunch of fucking pansies thelorrathem.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:57, Reply)

Cyclists are cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:00, Reply)

I'm not talking about commuting, city cyclists.
I'm talking about sportspeople cyclists.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:06, Reply)

What about Aussie Rules players.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Fair point, but I've never played it so can't compare it to rugby.
My reckoning is this, look at the injuries that normally occur during an average match and rate that against the likelihood of the player continuing on the pitch rather than gaying off.
Many a time I've seen torn ears, broken noses, dislocated fingers and the like on a rugby pitch and the guys just getting on with the game.
Cyclists? Take le tour, just as an example. Riders getting knocked off their bikes at 50kmph, taking out a concrete fence post then going on to win the stage? Heroic. And doing 100 miles plus every day for three weeks (ok, they get a few days off), pretty fucking far from gay.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

I can't think of any cyclist who could stand up to 'Big Daddy' in his prime, and he were a fat cunt who smoked forty a day and his own sport was a made up fix
you stupid cunt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:20, Reply)

I once knocked out Big daddy, the massive poofter that he was.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Fuck off he totally killed Kojak Kirk
EASY!!! EASY !!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:28, Reply)

I bummed Kojak Kirk in the gob.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Not sure who's the biggest, gayest retard in that post of yours...
You or big daddy.
Wank post is wank.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:10, Reply)

I'd be all cut up, but I know that you're drunk and in control of a keyboard again so I aint gonna take it to heart
At least it gives the wife and kid some respite from drunk daddy (trademark pending)
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:17, Reply)

No, rl, you know nothing.
Well, not quite nothing.
Indeed you know I have a wife and child, very happy they are.
Apart from that you are doing nothing more than grasping at thin air like the sad Internet virgin that you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Rest assured blaireau, this not the first time that I've had cause to use the internet
Maybe it' the new course of headbanger pills you're on but you seem to have forgotten your many whining postings seeking internet hugs what with you being an alcoholic header. Still carry on being right as always.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:35, Reply)

You state opinion as fact.
You spout bile on a daily basis.
You are a bitter, sad individual.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Glad you're a fan of my work
Xxx
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Will this subthread disappear shortly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Get on the 'phone to your GP (or case worker) first thing Monday morning.
Clearly your medication needs reviewing.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:25, Reply)

Umm nope, mma and pro bull riders are the toughest.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:22, Reply)

mma isn't sport, it's fighting.
Pro bull riding?
Pro bull fucking.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Fighting is a sport

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

No, it's a pastime for the retarded.
Like NASCAR or Bingo.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

You're bingo

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)

I am Bingo?
Well, for the first time ever (well, in the last 5 years anyway) I'm lost for words:
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:56, Reply)

Rugby isn't perfect, but it is certainly superior to football.
However, rubbing your penis against an industrial sized cheese grater is preferable to football.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Football is great, the game, not the gayness that comes with it.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Yeah, it's great if you like aimlessly booting a ball around a field the size of Canada for 90 minutes.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I do like that.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 19:50, Reply)

Good grief.
Are you now so fat that you take up two logins?
(LongJohnBaldry, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:22, Reply)

He's logged in to his two accounts on different devices
and can't remember the passwords, the cock.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:27, Reply)

I'm going to cook the exact same thing I did yesterday for dinner as I did tonight as my [is-it / isn't-it]-date has a migraine.
I bought the new playstation vita thinggy today, nobody has achnolidge that I own a bit of silicon yet.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

What's on the menu?
Hairy pie?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)

I got...
- Duck breast that I covered with 5-spice and a honey/soy mix. Fried the skin side to get it crisp, oh, I also slit into it to get the stuff all in there.
- Sliced spring onions mixed up with all the juices from above.
- Served inside those long lettus leaves.

Fucking well lush, did it yesterday.

Then for dersert I got waitrose expresso brownie and ice cream.

Then for snack I've got Yorkshire Blue & Pie De Anglois, with apple'n'wallnut jam, on rich tea buiscits.

I might crack open a root beer too, in fact, I will do.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:32, Reply)

What's pie de anglois? Never heard of it.
If I'm doing duck (breasts or whole, works well for any kind of greasy bird f'naar) I prick it all over really seriously with a very sharp fork (I use an old silver fork that belonged to my granny, quite big, sharpens up very well) but be very careful to only go into the fat, don't pierce the meat as that will allow the juices to leak out. I really do mean prick the bugger like buggery, going up and down the length of the breast pricking every couple of millimetres. This allows the fat to fairly pour out as it cooks leading to much crispier skin. Rubbing vigourously with salt before cooking helps a lot too!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 20:50, Reply)

pie de anglois is a cheese, I think its like camembert

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:10, Reply)

The best cheese with which to beckon a grizzly?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Just remembered this bit...
If you're using frozen duck breasts then whilst they're defrosting, the fat having softened a wee bit but still solid and the flesh still totally solid, yeah? That's a great time to prick the fat, so to speak. If there's still some resistance in the fat then the fork (make sure it's proper sharp, use a whetstone) will pierce right through the fat without it moving about. This will give the best perforated fat result. This is also about the best time to do the salt rubbing, I use maldon salt (the flakey stuff) but some folk swear by the crunchy rock salt.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Whereas others insist that it is all Sodium Chloride

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

It's about the source, method of production and texture.
Flakey sea salt is nice and fluffy, not very abrasive.
Rock salt (mined from underground and ground up into chunks) tends to be much denser and thus much rougher and more abrasive.
When choosing salt for duck skin rubbage I would go for the fluffy stuff rather than the dense stuff as it's gonna tear the skin far less so you end up with a much less tatty result. Also, being less dense than rock salt you'll end up
using far less salt so healthier. That's also why I advocate use of a very sharp fork for skin piercing, rather than just any old blunt shite from your cutlery drawer.
Sure, rock salt has it's place, but not here.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I've just realised that you meant Pié d'Angloys!!!
Oh, you and your Gonzisms!!!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Football is bent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 21:59, Reply)

Bend it like Beckham?
Sorry :(
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

is not
We've scored 9 goals in 2 games, demolished our bitter rivals and got the manager the sack and then demolished the second form team in the league. WHEEEEE!!!

I'm guessing your game did not go quite so well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:30, Reply)

Everything's bent.
Especially you.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 25 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Suck my hole

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 25 Feb 2012, 23:33, Reply)

Evening bender.
I've just got back from another City loss.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:02, Reply)

I got back from a home win
which was so unexpected that we sang (to the tune of Sloop John B):

We're winning at home, we're winning at home; how shit must you be, we're winning at home!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:17, Reply)

Have I mentioned lately that we won today and I was there?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:18, Reply)

Did you notice that City lost and I've got a Season Ticket?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

well that's got to suck
I have watched us lose a lot this season to the point where I wasn't going to go to any more matches. I'm glad the game against Wolves persuaded me to grab some tickets.

I've just bought tickets to next week's match against Chelsea, so I expect my normal disappointment will be fairly quickly reinstated.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:40, Reply)

Roy Hodgson quote:
"We got a bit casual at 4-0 but that depends how much of a perfectionist you want to be."

LOVE THAT MAN
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:43, Reply)

We've had moments like that.
Sadly, today is all went wrong (again).

I fear for the survival of Bristol City.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:19, Reply)

Evening benders.
Did you see that cracking goal in teh Milwall match?

I'm waiting for something to download, so I appear to be watching the Football League show.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:24, Reply)

I'm watching 'Police Interceptors'
I can't face watching anymore football :-((((((
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:26, Reply)

poof.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:30, Reply)

Thanks for your text earlier
Sorry it wasn't a happy one.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Meh.
I'll get there.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:43, Reply)

I have it on in the background
I admit their buildup to the Millwall goal did tear me away from the internet for a few minutes.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, Reply)

I've recorded it.
Is it worth watching?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:40, Reply)

it was a cracking goal
probably a championship goal of the season contender.

Currently there's a Paolo di Canio piece which is hilarious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

Paulo Di Canio seems to be totally mental.
Considering he's always on eth local news down here, I hadn't realised quite how .... odd..... he is.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

evenin'

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Right. I'll put it on.
As long as I'm allowed to skip past City.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Derby later on
I won;t be watching.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Never been a better time to go to the Em!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

It will be humiliating

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

They've already been on.
Bunch of nancys.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

I'd beat them at crazy golf I reckon.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Fuck me,
I think *I'd* beat them!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Don't rinse it.
I'm lumbered with a season ticket.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

awwww.
Do you at least have GREAT SEATS?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

I do.
I get the best view of abject misery on a bi-weekly basis.

*considers offing himself*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)

pfft.
You said 'bi'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

You make me sad.
;-(
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

Are you the baby Jesus?
cause that's who I usually make sad.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:58, Reply)

Also
I read that as 'offering'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

I am monumentally stoned, listening to awesome tunes with my housemate.
Currently introducing him to the legend that was Paul Simon.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:44, Reply)

I need to get some Schtuff
you have tipped the balance in favour of actively pursuing some rather than hoping some will magically appear.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:46, Reply)

Where do you live?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

Birmingham - the city centre
I shall tap my brother I think, he has the contacts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

Gaz me ifyou get stucl
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Incredibly bent.
Also looks very dirty. If I ever play sport again (sport that isn't on a games console) I don't want to have to play a game where everyone ends up covered in mud. Yukky.

In other news, I'm so bored that I'm considering eating the fingers on my left hand. I wish I had an on/off button. Also I wish I could take an hour long piss on a Monday and then not have to piss again all week. It would just make things easier.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:38, Reply)

Hello The 'Mist
Are you new around these parts??
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:41, Reply)

Nope
I lurk in the shadows and then I lurk some more. And then even more.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:52, Reply)

Hello! Will you be coming back? tell us a fact!

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:53, Reply)

Well get involved.
We need new faces around these parts.

Where do you reside? (whatever the answer is, unless it's Bristol, will result in me calling you a bender).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

If I said Brighton...
Would I get extra bender points?

I'm at Coventry Uni, it's the worstest, worstest, worstest place on Earth. It's Hell but with more concrete and absolutely nothing to do.

Hitler either should've not bombed it in the first place, or bombed it properly so that it couldn't have been rebuilt.

Hand eating update: Hard getting the meat off the bone, may possibly have to consider boiling first, maybe adding a honey glaze like they do in delis.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:59, Reply)

my mate went there, what a shit hole. It's like someone shat out a city then populated it with aids monkeys
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:01, Reply)

I likes that description.
I thought Milton Keynes was the most soulless place in Britain but Coventry runs it surprisingly close.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:02, Reply)

Only when Chompy is there.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:03, Reply)

Bender.
Bender who is at uni and stuck in on a Saturday night as well!

I'll bet you love 'meat and a bone'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:03, Reply)

My weekends.
Are either spent at home visiting my kittehs or spent megamegamega ronery in my accommodation. The only thing to do in Coventry is drink apparently, which is bad for people that don't drink (me).

I do love meat and a bone. Ooooh yes.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:09, Reply)

Will you be joining the OT fun during the day
In weeks to come?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:13, Reply)

If I can remember to
Then I will, but I usually forget. Hence the lurking. :)
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:17, Reply)

hello new man/woman
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:45, Reply)

/sophisticated AI
let's not be prejudiced against software
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:47, Reply)

The Mist sounds like an underpowered superhero.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:49, Reply)

sounds like the kind of noxious gas that follows you after a night on the curry.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:50, Reply)

Or a 1960's B movie
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:51, Reply)

set in a curry house.




cunt
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:54, Reply)

"They invented the perfect curry..."
"... but they'd never expected HIS lower intestine."
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

I'm a cheap brand of Febreze
And I smell of citrus oil and some other stuff that's in my shower gel
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:55, Reply)

Aldi is my guess.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:56, Reply)

I'll have you know it's Netto actually.
So there.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:01, Reply)

I smell of red wine and victory

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:57, Reply)

my piss if yoyres names josh and you live in my house
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 0:58, Reply)

BED

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:01, Reply)

^THIS
With added tits (if we're still doing that).
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 26 Feb 2012, 1:03, Reply)