Israel are what military historians call
"proper fucking mental" though. Egypt were the best example of how much of your arse you'll have handed to you on a plate if you poke them too much.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

but israel looks REALLY small
i reckon i caould have them
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:34, Reply)

Simply invade on a Friday, they won't be able to fight back

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

sneaky.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:37, Reply)

fear me and my ham rifle!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

that was pretty much the mistake Egypt made.
it's like nightclub bouncers. It's the small ones you should worry about
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:36, Reply)

i reckon your an israeli spy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:38, Reply)

couldn't be, I like bacon way too much.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:43, Reply)

good cover story, mohammed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)

ssshhh. If you blow my cover Mossad will proper fuck me up.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:47, Reply)

I've been to the Egyptian War Museum in Cairo.
There is a satue outside of a (modern looking) Egyptian soldier and underneath it says something like "World's Greatest Warrior".

Not against the Israelis in 56,67 & 73 they weren't.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:39, Reply)

They consider the world to be from the start of the Nile to Carthage only

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:40, Reply)

In 1973 they dug their tanks in, in the desert.
And than back filled sand behind the tanks.

The Israelis took shooting practice at the tanks because they had a greater range.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 12:12, Reply)

If the US invaded Israel
I would be hard pressed on who to back for the win. The Israelis are *hard*. They're easily the most powerful military in the Middle East, even if they're not the largest.

As a nation, they're the wiry little scrote with the broken nose that nobody messes with. I reckon the tourist board ought to change the tagline on their holiday adverts to "Israel; we just don't give a fuck".
( Kroney, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 11:44, Reply)