I would like to participate in this thread
not least so you don't feel like a hopeless failure, however I have little to add.

I'm dying my hair later.

/dull and pointless.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:40, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

oh no, will there be a remembrance service?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Nope, a quick shave of the sides and some lovely red dye.
Ah the joys of stable employment.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:43, Reply)

you're a hairdresser?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Yes dahlink!
no.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:46, Reply)

What would you have done with it if you had been made redundant?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:45, Reply)

Continued letting the sides grow out and left it a natural brown.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:47, Reply)

This conversation is too gay
I blame scarpo's alt.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

My hair if not quite as bad as foxtrot's
but it has it's moments, you've seen pics, I assume.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I have seen yours

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Cool, now show me yours
/doctors & nurses.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:00, Reply)

because being unemployed with brown hair is easier than your boss thinking your a dick and that he made a mistake keeping you on?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:48, Reply)

hey kids I'm all alternative and I can make the fricking tea AWESUM !!!!!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:50, Reply)

My hair has been silly colours and styles in this job many times
They never cared, it just happened to be brown when the redundancies hit so I left off shaving the sides for a few weeks, in anticipation of job interviews.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:51, Reply)

i'm glad you have seen the error of your ways, grown up and decided not to be a muppet and dye your hair silly, unproffessional colours

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:54, Reply)

Sorry to disappoint Quents
I like being a Muppet, you see and intend to keep it up as long as it continues to amuse me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 14:56, Reply)

your P45 will forever hang over your head like the sword of damocles

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Not in this company.
One of the reasons I like them is they are quite happy with me as I am.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:17, Reply)

You have, as management consultants might say, quit and stayed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Is that a new haircare product?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:23, Reply)

you work for toni and guy

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 27 Feb 2012, 15:22, Reply)