I'd make protesting in London illegal
They can have a moan in a field somewhere
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I see that those dozy twits at St Pauls have had to go home, and can't pretend to sleep in their tents anymore.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:23, Reply)

Grubby cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:28, Reply)

I read in last night's Standard that Boris is pledging to automate the underground by 2014.
For the first time in my life I am considering voting, just to show my support of this measure, the greedy, blackmailing cunts: I'd love it if they all lost their jobs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:34, Reply)

\o/

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Liddlebiddapolitics.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Can you afford public transport? Don't you hitchhike everywhere now?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:46, Reply)

After work each night,
I hide in the lavatories until everyone's left and then huddle round the boiler for warmth, nicking food out of the fridge for my dinner. I only go home for weekends these days, to save on the Oyster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Dinner? Don't you mean supper?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Technically I am 'dining out' so no.
Today looks like it might be fun on here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:52, Reply)

Dining solo is classed as supper, regardless of location.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:53, Reply)

Have you got some kind of /OT psychic radar?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:54, Reply)

It's a forlorn hope that he may be entertained by a load of shutins today to blank out his miserable bankrupt depressing life.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:56, Reply)

I'm no shut in.
I even have to go out and get milk at some point today.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Take it steady, don't let it stress you out.
As you've not been out much - those large metal birds you'll see in the sky are aeroplanes. No need to point at them in awe when you're out.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:01, Reply)

I'm psyching myself up to it.
I've got my Ordnance Survey map and a rucksack full of all weather clothing and an emergency pop up tent, just in case I sprain my ankle on the way back and have to take shelter against the elements until I can be rescued.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Don't forget a fully charged mobile phone, a pen knife and a high visability jacket.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

I actually do have a high vis jacket.
Standard issue in a previous job.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:09, Reply)

This is the truest thing I have ever read.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 8:59, Reply)