Mornings can get to fuck.
I need 3 ciggies and a litre of coffee before conversation can start.

Alt: I would introduce an extra 1p income tax that went to me.

On a different note, there is a girl in the Metro that won an Oscar that I went to school with. She was in The Artist. A very nice girl as I recall.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:04, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

she probably did it to spite you

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

She has striven for Oscar glory all her life to impress me.
In the hope that we might become romantically involved.

Meh, I'd lend her one.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

and we'd all be grateful

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

+ quiet though.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:08, Reply)

POTD.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Keller, I think her name is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

"Speak up...."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Pardon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

she could actually speak though. soz.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:17, Reply)

The lazy bitch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:23, Reply)

You went to school with an Oscar?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Oh yes.
You couldn't move for Oscars where I lived.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Stop posting photos of Monty's house!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:15, Reply)

house daughter
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Wrong muppet

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:47, Reply)

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Seamless

( Kroney, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

It's uncanny.
You'd never be able to tell it was 'shopped if it wasn't for the fact that his face is a completely different fucking colour.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Done in powerpoint.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 9:27, Reply)

what has Eric Idle
Done to deserve being photoshopped in such a cruel way?
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 28 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)